Saint Foo

2000 Marines 1 strait

Not sure while Tubs is going this hard. With MarkWayne leaving, he has the field to himself in the Dumbest Bitch in Congress contest. He could just relax and coast across the finish line, but I guess it’s just not as much fun for him without some horrendous racism and xenophobia.

We have to give it a least another six months! *twirls Moustache of Understanding*

I don’t blame Pennsylvanians. It can be difficult for laypeople to distinguish between the harmless Common Galoot and its nefarious cousin, the Cloaked Lummox. It takes a trained eye to spot subtle differences in plumage and bearing, such as hoodie drawstring positioning or knee-to-shorts-hem ratio.

Literal clown shoes

Had a long conversation with a cab driver last time I was in Mexico and he was very amused at my venting about That Asshole and how much I hated him and everyone around him

It’s one piano Michael

Fortunato knows what he did

They’re all good futures Brant

Picture of a dog with text reading “Tell Kristi. I want her to know it was me. -Cricket”

Jerry jo

Oh, did I give you the mistaken impression that I was interested in having a debate with you? So sorry. To be clear, I just wanted to tell you to fuck off, likely as a prelude to blocking you for the kind of bad faith bullshit you’re trying now.

Oh fuck off. There’s no one still marinating in that cesspool who’s worth listening to.

Same, my kids listen to an incredible range of stuff, from contemporary acts I’ve never heard of all the way back to 60s/70s bands that I thought were old when I was kid. Their playlists give me whiplash but it’s fun to see how omnivorous their tastes are.

How does he dress himself? How does he hear with all of the pencil holes in his ear drums? Some things will always remain a mystery

This is Steve Earle erasure

I’ve always really liked Joanna’s work. Nice to see that she has integrity in addition to being a great journalist.

God yes. And it seems like this has gotten way more common since the pandemic (along with shitty driving in general)

Sorry, I don’t think I can listen to 10 hours of Bari’s podcast.

He has the Matrix pods on his moodboard right next to the kids from Weapons

Took me a bit to get into it but I ended up sinking a ton of hours into it. Really fun combat once you’re leveled up a bit, and it’s absolutely gorgeous.

“Movies made of cotton candy” describes his whole oeuvre, really. But he used to be better at papering over the fundamental emptiness of his work with zippy pacing and visual style. All of his usual tricks failed him completely in RoS.

I do hope that Rey movie eventually gets off the ground. Daisy Ridley deserves better than to have that Abrams slop be the last word on her character.

Say what you will about the prequels or Last Jedi, but they were weird and full of ideas and interested in stretching what Star Wars could be, instead of JJ’s approach of treating it like a very expensive sandbox where you could try to recreate past glories with your Kenner action figures

Everyjerry Everywhere All Unverified

Really enjoyed the tick-tock in the story between “horribly embarrassing revelation” and “lazy deflection from dishonest DHS PR hack”

Post a banger that’s not in English

My eye started twitching when I saw that name

I think it was good for that guy that her bodyguard was there. In the reverse angle you can see she had a pen in her raised fist, she was fully ready to ventilate that motherfucker

Kristi Noem is enjoying the ride in the passenger side of the pickup, but suddenly feels uneasy. The truck slows and turns into…wait. Is it a gravel pit? The sense of unease deepens.