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Runs with scissors in the dark

@tevistickles

I'm a 🌊 Dem WOKE πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ dude. Humor, snark and satire is what you will find here. Inclusion is my thing as well as gardening, the natural world, cooking, exercise, architecture, creativity and baked goods. πŸˆπŸ“πŸ•πŸ½πŸŒΏCaturday is the best day of the week.

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GROOT

10.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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🀷🀷🀷

10.03.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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PSA:

10.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Adorable!

10.03.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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If you're feeling low energy and a little bit monstrous have another cup of coffee and do your sexy dance.

10.03.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nice!

10.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Meanwhile at the White House everyone is praying for even more divinely inspired gaudy remodeling design inspirations.

10.03.2026 13:52 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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2 minutes and 22 seconds of Zen.

10.03.2026 13:41 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Goodmorning everybody!!
This Tardigrade finds the current news cycle completely boring and utterly predictable. Like the movie Groundhog's Day but with bombs and Psychopaths.

10.03.2026 12:32 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 12:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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When you crash a biker bar there's no telling what you will see.

10.03.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all year....Mr Patterson are you trying to seduce me?πŸ€­πŸ‘

10.03.2026 02:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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That time it snowed and I got locked out of the house.

10.03.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ“· Melliflex Farm

09.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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When I get up for a glass of water in the middle of the night.

09.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Finally a good news headline for all the felines out there.

09.03.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Did anyone see Contagion way back when? Remember when the character that Gwyneth Paltrow portrayed succumbed to a terrible demise? That was my favorite Gwyneth Paltrow movie.

09.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It certainly adorable!

09.03.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Today’s starfish is Anthenea regalis, and it's magnificent! www.inaturalist.org/observations...

09.03.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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If cats spoke English, you know that they would be big name callers.

09.03.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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If cats spoke English, you know that they would be big name callers.

09.03.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Good morning everybody!!
I may never eat a dumpling, pelmeni or pierogi ever again.*

* I probably will though.

09.03.2026 12:12 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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It was only a matter of time guys.

08.03.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is where I am with caregiving today.

08.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I love my besties this much.

08.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This must be true.

08.03.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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A panelfrom my short-lived career as an internet cartoonist.

08.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I ran across this on the internet earlier so now you have too. Sorry.

08.03.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
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Susie is back and wants you to know that she's convinced the orange shit stains "Jesus is coming back" War is just another kiddily diddlier diversion. Also she is looking for information on a GoFundMe for hand surgery.

08.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0