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Runs with scissors in the dark

@tevistickles

I'm a 🌊 Dem WOKE πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ dude. Humor, snark and satire is what you will find here. Inclusion is my thing as well as gardening, the natural world, cooking, exercise, architecture, creativity and baked goods. πŸˆπŸ“πŸ•πŸ½πŸŒΏCaturday is the best day of the week.

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11.03.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I just read that story and it's horrifying. Sometimes people need to be marched out into the woods and shot.

11.03.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is an awesome John!

11.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It wasn't me!

11.03.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I've had some bad experiences with flamingos so if I unwittingly walked in on something like that I'd have a stroke.

πŸ“· Ron Magill

11.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is Saturn's north pole. This massive, persistent storm structure is roughly 30,000 kilometers across.
First discovered by the Voyager 1 spacecraft in the 1980s, the hexagon is a jet stream of winds traveling at speeds up to 322 kilometers per hour.
πŸ“· Taken by NASA's Cassini spacecraft.

11.03.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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It's nothing to be embarrassed about, these things happen.

11.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Today’s starfish is Tosia neossia, one of the fantastic biscuit stars.

Image source:
www.inaturalist.org/observations...

11.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Probably an injury from the first Iraq War.

11.03.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Five old white dudes on their way to the golf course.

11.03.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I misread this once and now I can't unsee it.

11.03.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Your mornings musical interlude...

11.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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It's Fucking hump day again?

11.03.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man looking out of a window with the words " it 's my money and i need it now " ALT: a man looking out of a window with the words " it 's my money and i need it now "
11.03.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Why did nobody tell me about the Muppet Scouts when it was still an option for me?

Debbie Harry on the Muppet Show S5E9 aired on jan 25, 1981

11.03.2026 14:22 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Earlier this evening...

11.03.2026 05:11 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Custom cubbies and shelves in the shower are are a fantastic addition when considering any new bathroom remodel.
#BlueskyDesign

11.03.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Who did this!!

11.03.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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They're worse than river dolphins!

11.03.2026 02:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Image source:
#stairsthatwillkillyou

Image source: #stairsthatwillkillyou

What even is this?
It's a widow maker, that's what it is.
#Stairsthatwillkillyou

11.03.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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🦎 Gecko: 1
🐈 Cat: embarrassing
🀷

10.03.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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I'm not entirely convinced with the tent explanation.

10.03.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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GROOT

10.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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🀷🀷🀷

10.03.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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PSA:

10.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Adorable!

10.03.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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If you're feeling low energy and a little bit monstrous have another cup of coffee and do your sexy dance.

10.03.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0