Wyatt Sinclair

I have played a lot of TMNT games - so that checks out.

I didn't vote for me. I don't want to be in politics.

A list of people who received write-in votes for the Sewer Commission.

Hell yeah, I got a vote for Sewer Commission.

A cartoon pizza taking a bath in ranch dressing "Tulsa serves up Ranch Dippers alternate identity."

Ranch Dippers font written with wings, celery, and carrots

A white hat with a green bill and the cartoon pizza jumping into ranch.

Say hello to the Tulsa Ranch Dippers, courtesy of Minor League Baseball.

And this all would have been avoided if Cal Raleigh shook Randy's hand.

No lies detected.

Randy Arozarena is going to come to bat with a man on first for Mexico in the bottom of the 9th with the score tied 3-3.

He's going to hit a walk-off home run and then purposely run past the man on first, getting himself called out on interference and having Mexico win 4-3.

I gotta be honest with you.

I love this movie so much.

Let me see that Donkey Roll.

Time for a trip to Brookline or Nevada.

The biggest issue will be the people in Nevada will have to ask the Bostonians to repeat themselves for multiple reasons.

New 'call a boomer' phone line connects young people in Boston to seniors in Nevada This phone, a new "social experiment," is the work of a biotech company that says it is aiming to bridge generational gaps and improve happiness.

Okay, this is pretty cool.

I don't know why people think Italy wouldn't just take it to Team USA in baseball.

Those dudes are born with meatballs in their hands. They're born for this.

Ball don't lie.

Burger of the Day

The Gregg Allmond Burger

A hamburger served with a fried egg and slivered almonds on top.

Comes with fries

$5.95

Bam Adebayo has scored more points than this.

Last I checked, the Washington Wizards are still an NBA team.

Crypto King Michael Lorenzen is flummoxing the USA baseball team.

This is a good skeet. I don't care if no one likes it.

Damn, Man. Thank you, Bam.

I saw Dweezil Zappa play two days before everything started closing and then saw MST3K live the next day.

My life has been downhill since that day.

"That 'good to see you' that he said to me, he cans shove it straight up his ass. I'm out." Randy Arozarena, on his Seattle Mariners teammate, Cal Raleigh, rejecting his handshake during the WBC

I love the World Baseball Classic.

Telling everyone that Bonner, Gansey, and Pittsnogle were the real Big 3.

What an ass.

You guys are really making me spring into action here, huh?

You know, because the Baltimore Ravens sent him back to the Raiders.

Maxx Crosby?

More like Takebaxx Crosby.

Send skeet.

He should have a cool car like a Vanagon.