𝓢𝓲𝔁 𝓦𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓭 𝓟𝓲𝓰𝓮𝓸𝓷

" Adam, the fourth wall is expensive.
And Sera is the one who has to do all the paperwork.. "

Sorry!
I accidentally broke the fourth wall

I'll fix it!

( ..... Stares into the camera )

( Emmy's supposed to be the younger one here.. )

" .... I think we're all old, Adam. "

.. Aren't we all kind of old?

ʙᴜʀɴ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ sᴄʀɪᴘᴛs
ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴇᴀʀ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʟʟs.ᐟ

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She donated to her friend Eve to save orphan puppies <3

( She loves donating to a good cause 😇 )

" ..... Should.. I do something?
Or.. "

sera there's a tornado forming in hell-

" I went from having to fear for my life in Hell to demons asking me for an autograph after the, um....

That whole. Incident. "

... Ahem....

" Things sure have changed- "

" Of course! I'm free! "

❝ 𝙱𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚑, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔! ❞

Canon/independent portrayal of Abel from Hazbin Hotel

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Secret third option:

Both.

He adds the mods to laugh at everyone else, and then gets jumped unexpectedly.

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.. He has a very shiny noooose :>

And if you ever saw it, you might even say it gloooows

( Sera!?
Being whimsical!?

Shooketh! )

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shock.wav the red nose tech shark

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it is illegal to poach rare endangered pigeons after all

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🥺

( friendly deer that will definitely not become evil later <3 )

( pigeon )

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only thing that comes to mind is this but this is probably not what you mean

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TSUI LMAO

( ..... is.... is that it? )

( ..... jeez, what the heck is the vee's beef with alastor? )

" ....... "

( peeeaaakkkssss- )

" Oh my gosh, what's happening down there!? "

( LYING IS A SIN, FLAMINGO )

( sera what'chu looking at )

( pigeon peaking )

( Something just happened- )

( .... pangolins <3 )