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@asatiir.itch.io

Tired gamedev, headphone and handheld dork, likes watches too. Sometimes youtuber. AI cockroaches DNI - you will be blocked. Games here: https://asatiir.itch.io YouTube channel: https://youtube.com/@asatiirstales

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How do you know if an ad is about AI?
They'll tell you.

10.03.2026 03:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd also like to nominate "SPECS OFFENDERS". Thank you, I yield my time.

07.03.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 971 πŸ” 214 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 4
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Wife made French toast banana muffins, I pigged the fuck out on eight of them

07.03.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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pollera dancers with swords... is this anything

05.03.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 3207 πŸ” 1039 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 11

I've argued that the Vita's release (not its lifespan) was the last good idea Sony had up until pushing multiplatform. This boneheaded move really does not sound at all surprising because this does sound like they're going back to their moronic ways.

05.03.2026 06:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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D'you ever get a stupid idea in your head and then you can't do anything else until you get it out? 🎣

04.02.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 3362 πŸ” 1246 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 31

Ever since the bombing started, I've been getting a lot of ads of life coaches on Instagram. I know it's easy to joke about influencers being stranded over here since the airports are closed down, but I didn't ask for these parasites to prey on the rest of us

05.03.2026 06:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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when he’s strong and fast and also fresh from the fight 🫦

05.03.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 3967 πŸ” 1070 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 3
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I recently found out Breguet makes the case shape I recently have been obsessing over... that is a problem, I don't have Breguet money. #watchsky

04.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's only gonna be like that only simpler and simpler the older you get lol

02.03.2026 03:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s funny if you call PayPal or visa lines and bring this up asking why they claim β€œadult illustrations” is against their regulations but betting on the death of kids is totally fine. They don’t have an answer.

In fact yall should call them at least once a day with this :)

01.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 9364 πŸ” 5454 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 3

Reading current happenings on the stupid war US and Israel started to my wife in the kitchen while she's working on her phone from Twitter (because frankly Bluesky is absolutely useless for this), things are getting scary and man Twitter is so awful now (I haven't been on twitter for years)

28.02.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Some vintage pieces I got back from the repairs, the Lord Arthur (the wrist watch) went back because it's not working well... but the Oris pocket watch is keeping time like a peach #watchsky

28.02.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At least we don’t have to hear Charlie Kirk’s take on this

25.01.2026 15:32 πŸ‘ 3236 πŸ” 488 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 20
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Hey you!

You’re Enough.

18.01.2026 06:42 πŸ‘ 171 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 3
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Hey folks, time for another indie #ShowCasey, January edition! Are you an indie developer? Do you have an upcoming game you would like to show off to people? Reply below with a pitch for your game, screenshots/video, and link to the store page! Use the hashtag if you want, only one rule:

No genAI!

17.01.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 368 πŸ” 147 πŸ’¬ 99 πŸ“Œ 16
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glad i bought new ram before the shortage

19.01.2026 04:58 πŸ‘ 193 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

If you're an artist coming over from Twitter because of this bullshit they added, first of all:

Really genuinely sorry they fucked you like this & I think it's extremely reasonable to be crashing out HARD right now

Second: I'm gonna offer Bluesky tips and encourage ppl to share starter packs here

24.12.2025 21:01 πŸ‘ 3981 πŸ” 1564 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 15

Quote posting for #watchsky

19.01.2026 05:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Between these watches appearing in game and the licensed Porsche, I’m imagining pre-production meetings for RE9 where the team keeps getting hung up on how to grow and un-dorkify Leon until finally a young intern in the back raises his hand and asks β€œwhat if we made him dripped out as fuck”

18.01.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 126 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, no.

18.01.2026 11:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, fuck.

18.01.2026 11:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait did carpenter brut say something otherwise?

18.01.2026 11:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Top of the charts at my house today

17.01.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 1677 πŸ” 540 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 99

Please, never be shy telling an author you loved their books.

It’s seriously what gets us through.

18.01.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 2221 πŸ” 510 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 70
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first quick shots of Paper Chrono Trigger
(In need of a better name for this piece)

18.01.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 142 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

I was just called "unc" by a passing kid. I don't even know you

17.01.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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every piece of shit involved with this has a classical statue profile pic and is both the dumbest and loneliest person in the room

05.01.2026 06:42 πŸ‘ 169 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0

Please, let them get their case diameter measures right first 🀣

05.01.2026 07:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What they don't tell you is that what determines the fit of a watch on your wrist is really really lug to lug size and not the case diameter, I have 50 mm Casios that fit my wrist now better than a few 40 mm Swiss watches that only fit me before I lost weight and that's all thanks to shorter lugs

05.01.2026 07:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0