Rita

I’m surprised @bannedrandy.bsky.social hasn’t updated me yet on how full the piss tank on the ISS is

Working on a mashup of all the times Martin Freeman is brushing his teeth in a movie

As a former dental professional I just had to defend myself because I use dr bronners toothpaste with “yes, but I’m PRO fluoride!!”

When you’re mad the husband but he doesn’t have an IG account you send him 26 text messages with the links of all the reels you think are funny but from the bedroom.

Why is toothpaste $10?

I didn’t expect to wake up this morning to find a documentary in meme format about my life…

The salt state

A similar trajectory

I had to contact the owner of the Airbnb last night because our bathroom smelled so horribly of urine that I was nervous that it had not been cleaned properly.
So @bannedrandy.bsky.social just piped up and said: y’all are just chitchatting away about that piss, aren’t ya.

I cannot stop laughing

Eating broccoli beef hits different when you eat it with a spoon.

I’ve discovered that my husband will drop everything, without complaint, if I need him to do ANY chore that involves-
Zip ties
Power tools
Taking a photo

But she goes by “twin” so there is potentially a second part to the story that we sadly didn’t get.

Thank you for being such a great biking and will-travel-for-a-good-burger partner!

We go to Bentonville, Arkansas for vacation most every year. And before you get too judgmental about vacationing in Arkansas please look up Crystal Bridges museum. Also there are multi-use/bike trails coming out your ears. One of which has a coffee shop on it. #slaughterpen #airshipcoffee #thecastle

Something something head bolts

I hope there isn’t going to be a test after @bannedrandy.bsky.social goes over all the specs for changing oil and various ratcheting specifications for the new Vespa.

Any suggestions on how to legitimately learn about the transport services in the UK? I want to know this stuff like the back of my hand when we go. I was traumatized by the city train in Rome and I’m not gonna let that happen again.

No woman on this planet wants more tea towels.

Well that’s understandable. We have a rule where if you are more than two rooms away we don’t talk to each other because we are old and can’t hear anymore. 😂🫠

@bannedrandy.bsky.social U up?

I wanna be in the tax bracket where you have two matching sets of washers and dryers.

We were just marveling that dreamland bbq has milk as a beverage choice. And then the table beside us had someone order milk; and I’m sad to report that they are in fact out of milk.

Ahhh youth. 🤪

Not to bum EVERYBODY OUT but Ms Casey is Australian

I have matured past trying to figure out what an emoji is supposed to mean. My response to everything…text, email, FB comment…will be this from now on.

The show Joe Pickett has so many bad actors and plot issues I feel like I’m working a low pay part-time job having to point them out.

Yes, Mr. Walken, I will go for a ride with you.

Thank you for caving to my desires 😂💖💖💖

Just dealing with my brain turning to lava while we watch the last two episodes of Dark Matter.