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Apt Primate

@xalg.im

Father of Six ・ Artist・Senior DevOps Engineer(B.S.) ・ Hacker ・ Philosopher(B.A.) ・Apprentice Armorer/Brasswork ・ PTSD survivor ・He/Him

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Latest posts by Apt Primate @xalg.im

Put it on! Feel pretty! Do the thing!

03.10.2025 16:56 👍 3 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0

What you doing with all of your stuff? Not gonna need it right? I call dibs on your crayons.

23.09.2025 20:21 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Chicken Milk

23.09.2025 20:18 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I love the imagination happening

18.09.2025 22:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Started a travelling puppet show, but dildos rather than puppets

17.09.2025 20:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A series of vehicles parked along a bridge with obnoxiously patriotic flags and banners supporting Trump

A series of vehicles parked along a bridge with obnoxiously patriotic flags and banners supporting Trump

What, why? They're getting everything they want. What purpose does it serve?

30.08.2025 17:53 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I need more external stimulation. I've not been more than 2.5 miles from my house in three weeks.

21.08.2025 04:15 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Forever be ating it as much as possible. Become ungovernable!

16.08.2025 20:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You got this. I'm locked on the show this week, can't wait!

21.07.2025 19:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.

01.03.2025 18:21 👍 94765 🔁 41113 💬 5817 📌 4845

💙 How does this work?

01.03.2025 04:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He has more class and grace in his pinky than our Cheeto-in-chief

28.02.2025 20:11 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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28.02.2025 19:59 👍 20 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

This is a huge red flag. Every second of the day Russian Bad Actors are doing their best to compromise sensitive systems. As a member of the cyber security community I can attest that this is a terrible thing for the US.

28.02.2025 18:04 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Broken link

27.02.2025 18:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Our administration cut all the funding for NIH so he had to get get a fast food job to make ends meet.

23.02.2025 19:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A tableau of soldering accessories and tools with a Nintendo switch lying with its components exposed

A tableau of soldering accessories and tools with a Nintendo switch lying with its components exposed

Open Switch Surgery

22.02.2025 21:43 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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20.02.2025 17:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Thank you to everyone who has joined the resistance! Our ranks grow stronger every day.

16.02.2025 04:45 👍 42288 🔁 5852 💬 423 📌 170

Solidarity fellow humans!

16.02.2025 16:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It is profoundly unfair that spending time on one artistic skill, takes away time for the refinement of another.

15.02.2025 06:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You're gorgeous

11.02.2025 01:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm an old white man, I would wear this.

09.02.2025 22:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hot!

09.02.2025 17:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You can do this. I believe in you.

26.01.2025 19:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rock that Todo list!

25.01.2025 20:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Jumps in queue

25.01.2025 20:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hmmm maybe

25.01.2025 20:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Solidarity!

25.01.2025 20:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I know the storm troopers missed you.

25.01.2025 20:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0