Alison’s Aim Is True

I am snorting a little bit

EV sales will be booming

Okay, so here’s the plan. The pushback is you then say, “What the hell is wrong with you?” Okay? Okay.

Think we need a Luddite College coming up.

This is amazing.

When the government kills a crucial report, independent scientists decide to write it anyway and release it outside of government channels.

That’s science serving society, even when our political leaders don’t.

It’s called unbridled enthusiasm.

Wow, that is playful virtuosity!

So get your shit together on trans and homeless issues.

Is that Jamie Gertz with blond hair in there??

It’s your Republican colleagues who need to be addressed. Without their votes, we’re all prisoners of this guy’s demented whimsy.

Insane that this should even need to be done.

When I went to Dublin, I thought oh, a Boston accent is an evolution of an Irish accent. Like flattened or something.

But, yeah, no idea what it is.

That’s not Jake.

Well, we recently had a teacher on here advocating for using no books in school that were more than 50 years old. Just yeeting Shakespeare off a bridge. So that’s how things are going.

Fascinating game she’s playing, but okay, tell us more.

Hmm, I hate naps now just as much as I did in preschool. But I’ll take the snacks.

And he’s about as sentient.

Look for the readers. Studies show again and again that reading fiction makes people more empathetic.

Inspiring!

These are lines straight out of a comedy. Please tell me it ends like Newhart.

Are they, though?

Zombie apocalypse. We always knew it was coming.

But again, between vaping and cigarettes, which is worse

I’ve been reading about another case like this. What is going on in the real estate world??

You guys are so stinking cute.

Adore this film!

It was on my Blockbuster employee favorites shelf.

One of my all-time favorites.

States should be rolling out solar incentives by the bucketload.