Malcolm (@emarref.net)

I have a similar system for creatures:
If it has wings, it’s a duck*. If it doesn’t, it’s a kitty.
*unless it’s an insect, then it’s a bee.

13.02.2026 21:32 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hS1P... by @eirikbrandal.bsky.social

17.12.2025 10:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

iOS 4.0: 8d ff ff ff 91 ff ff ff 95 ff ff ff 99 ff ff ff 9d ff ff ff iOS 4.0.1: 86 ff ff ff 98 ff ff ff 9e ff ff ff a7 ff ff ff b0 ff ff ff

Assembly code between iOS 4.0 and 4.0.1. It's basically the same except one instruction points to a different address.

hey wanna see something kinda interesting? this was the entire fix to the iPhone Antennagate in 2010. 20 bytes.

07.10.2025 00:51 👍 13 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 1

a man with a mustache is drinking from a glass while wearing a blue jacket . ALT: a man with a mustache is drinking from a glass while wearing a blue jacket .

I'm an InternetNZ board member now apparently. Should probably figure out what I need to do...

31.07.2025 08:54 👍 238 🔁 9 💬 32 📌 0

Bollards protecting a shop, with seats

Slap a table top on ya bollard and you’ve got yourself a Third Place. @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social

16.05.2025 21:58 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have been using @fastmail.com for a week, and wow coming from Gmail their client is so good, it has so many nice features.

And you can configure it to sync from Gmail (you can receive/send from it), if you want to give it a try and potentially have a very slow incremental migration :)

04.05.2025 22:16 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Remove a letter, ruin a film.

Hr

03.05.2025 08:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My friend didn’t believe me when I told her my car is made of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.

09.04.2025 20:21 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

This is your periodic reminder that I have the world’s longest ongoing list of accessibility tools for developers and I want more

Thank you carry on. Let me know if links die.

assisted.site/accessibility

05.04.2025 03:41 👍 788 🔁 394 💬 36 📌 11