lucyfree 🦋

Porn is as old as art existing, if it actually ruined your brain our species wouldn’t have gotten this far.

Mario’s Pizza
Greenville, IL

Six seven is a funny meme because it basically contains the nummbers 6 and 7 and theyre stated sequentially . And these numbers have always been next to each other in the number alphabet but theyve never been quite so funny before

Leslie and Brianne are at a gas station. Leslie, in rabid-poster mode, exclaims "I'm so angry!! I have so many opinions on other people's opinions of the new Pixar movie!!" Leslie, going to town on some Fresh Gasoline, replies "You need to drink more gasoline. It makes all my thoughts and opinions melt away!" But then she sees the price of gas and freaks out- it's "A Lot!"

this @keithstack.com comic is both 4 years old and topical again which is giving me low-grade anxiety

it really is insane how people will be like 'ah yeah i found the way this tgirl treated me on the internet upsetting. i'm gonna try to unhouse her and end her career movement'

Art by • Arantza Sestayo

A fay sitting on a bench waiting for someone. On the back of the main subject there are two red wings and the surroundings show trees, plants and flowers.

Fay. 🧚

Yay! I'm one step closer
to becoming a detective!

Heres why being gentle and softspoken is actually punk rock

gus fring: Mr white ur gonna wanna take a look at this. they’re overriding the mainframe

walter white: Uh, in english four eyes

Jesse pinkman: they fuckin our pussies!!!

walter white: *ozymandius face*

Wow!!!
Awesome!!!
This for one who Believes!
For you!

what if dracula was called frackula and instead of sucking peoples blood he just sucked oil out of the ground

even if you dont make any mistakes , if theyre in a bad mood they'll find something to complain about no matter what . "this drink tastes fucking terrible , i want a refund right now" meanwhile it was made entirely correctly and they just decided they didnt want it

why are you , as a grown ass man , throwing a tantrum in starbucks because your caffeinated milkshake didnt have enough caramel crunch topping

the world is cruel and scary. but there are also women. you must remember this.

Screenshot from the video game Persona 4. In the halls of Yasogami High, the protagonist talks to a male student labeled "Stylish student". His dialogue window reads: "Hanging out with women, going on dates with them, that's fine. Killing them? Not so much."

happy international women's day

I love that reading is such a girly activity..... go girls

Nancy 3/7/26

very misogynist to make international women’s day only 23 hours

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

they stole an hour from women

Fellas, is it flawed to frolic?

Too bad we're rolling with it. 😼

adding alt text.

stand up for us before it’s too late, cis folks.

Black and white photo of a shorthaired white and tabby cat lying on her side on a carpeted floor, happily rolled halfway on her back to soak up the sun pouring in from a nearby window.

Sunbeam appreciator. ☺️ Photo from my collection, 1954.

OK. We will be responsible
for your money.

we used to have Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, Mike Pensions, Gary Literacy, Pete Socialsafetynet,

“the thinker of tender thoughts” by shel silverstein [an illustration depicting a boy growing into a man. as he grows, his hair grows out as flowers. people laugh at him for it and he becomes sad. he starts trimming off the flowers, but as he reaches the last one he stops. he is then depicted with a smile and a flower in his buttonhole on his jacket.]

“the thinker of tender thoughts”
by shel silverstein

Guy looks like an ultimately minor but really annoying Ace Attorney witness named Laiken Subscribe