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mr. chris

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Space geek, science nerd, baseball fan, football watcher, music lover. Quite possibly the only preschool gym teacher in the world.

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poor bibi

09.03.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You know, if Biden would have just ended this war with Iran in the first place, this wouldn't be an issue /s

08.03.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What is this Spongebob lookin' scorebug, Phils fans?

07.03.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 14:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This morning, Mat is talking about funeral tapes and it occurs to me that if I have a funeral, MAYBE 10 people might show up. Better get my playlist set

07.03.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Said every good guy ever

07.03.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That first sentence is me after every single time I hit the big blue Post button

06.03.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I get the sense that the people who do things for President Epstein must feel like that’s the most profitable thing to do

05.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

our government is a 🀑 government

05.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I keep forgetting that both Kurt Cobain AND Layne Staley died on April 5 (of different years).

05.03.2026 02:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He must have known that Jesus was planning on making his return soon

05.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

🀑 🀑

05.03.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

WHY DIDN’T HE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THEM DURING HIS FIRST TERM THEN. Our government is a 🀑 government

05.03.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

…which… means it’s… a war? Yeah?

03.03.2026 00:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’ve got Too-Busy Johnson saying it’s not a declaration of war, and just about everyone else in his regime (including President Epstein) saying we’re at war. So… which is it?

03.03.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

The leadership of this country does not reflect the people of the United States. I think that’s been pretty apparent in the protests you’ve seen.

03.03.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it me

01.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Okay, now that we’ve all moved on from yesterday’s atrocities (we haven’t), maybe NOW we can release the files?

01.03.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Learned over the past couple of days that a YouTuber I’ve been watching for years may, himself, actually be dogshit. Why do so many people suck?

01.03.2026 05:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well that’s gross

01.03.2026 05:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To impress dear leader, I presume.

28.02.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing says Peace like War.

28.02.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shit, after all of this, I'm ready to straight up abolish the presidency. Full stop. No one person should ever have this much power, no matter what they do with it.

28.02.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I love how his base is either "he never said that" or "it's different when 47 does it."

28.02.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Targeting non-white non-American girls in the name of freedom is about the most repulsive and unsurprising bullshit from President Epstein yet.

28.02.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is how you get regime change in Iran? Something like this should get regime change here… but we know that won’t happen.

28.02.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey. Americans. Have we had enough yet, or do you wanna keep seeing what else someone can get away?

28.02.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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why do i see bobby hill

28.02.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is he? I’d better check myself. He and I are usually pretty aligned on movies. I don’t normally watch his reviews of movies I’m not interested in, and none of what you mentioned interests me.

28.02.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0