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@aguinnessplease

just another menace here for friendship and nonsense

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NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

09.03.2026 01:26 👍 12440 🔁 7534 💬 13 📌 3

ow my bones RT if ow my bones.

09.03.2026 11:44 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

"skeleton or muscle?" is the new "tits or ass?"

07.03.2026 10:39 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I have no thoughts and I must scream

07.03.2026 10:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

time to scream my nighttime thoughts

07.03.2026 10:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this is also framable and holds vast potential for a motivational cross stitch piece to have above one's bathroom mirror

07.03.2026 10:29 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm so sorry, friend. I hope he gets his appetite back and feels better.

07.03.2026 10:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can't believe they pilfered our saviors butthole

06.03.2026 21:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I figured it out and will be writing everything in Polish from now on

06.03.2026 21:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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aguinnessplease's accursed memes · Jun 10, 2019 – Mar 6, 2026 📸 Shared album · Tap to view!

I'm not gonna frame it but I did add it to THE MEME HOARD

photos.app.goo.gl/A7oiDRpJYZcM...

06.03.2026 21:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Dolly Parton is literally the only good billionaire and proof we don't just actively hate people with money simply for having it.

We hate you because you're all fucking monsters.

01.03.2026 04:29 👍 701 🔁 205 💬 15 📌 5

1 oz of pure christ actual butthole

06.03.2026 20:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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What in tarnation is happening here

06.03.2026 20:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

never going to get the phrase "christ's actual butthole" out of the steel handpan drum that is my skull, it will be ping-ponging around in there forever

if I live to be 93 years old and dementia takes everything else, let this be what remains

06.03.2026 20:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

what kind of reliquary would we put christ's actual butthole in

06.03.2026 20:13 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Picture of a small yellow square that has printed flowers on it and the words be joyful Always. Enclosed is a chocolate cross that has a Starburst in the middle which looks like a butthole

Picture of a small yellow square that has printed flowers on it and the words be joyful Always. Enclosed is a chocolate cross that has a Starburst in the middle which looks like a butthole

yall think this is christ's actual butthole or did he autopen it

06.03.2026 14:24 👍 43 🔁 8 💬 9 📌 1

NIKA I WANT TO FRAME THIS SKEET

06.03.2026 20:10 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

forgot the alt text, sorry: screenshot of when I typed out my previous "can you cowboy bebop me into space" skeet and Bluesky asked me if I was writing in English. The Internet robots haven't learned to parse cowboy bebop as a verb, I suppose

06.03.2026 20:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

lmao, you know what, that's a fair question Bluesky

06.03.2026 20:01 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

can you cowboy bebop me while you're at it

06.03.2026 20:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WOW OK LOTS OF FRESH HORRORS

06.03.2026 19:58 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don't forget to burp the Tupperware! (I don't know what this means or why it was a thing, I need to go down a Tupperware rabbit hole again)

06.03.2026 13:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Take us with youuu

06.03.2026 11:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is true

06.03.2026 11:03 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

that's fully shorts weather here, though

06.03.2026 11:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yesss, give me 64° if we're bring precise

06.03.2026 11:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

good morning! wonder what fresh horrors await us today!

06.03.2026 10:59 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

Still glad about the shirts, tho

05.03.2026 22:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was gonna go grocery shopping!

05.03.2026 22:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I had a reservation to swim a few laps at the pool and had to cancel because gd Kohl's exhausted every last ounce of my energy. what is this life

05.03.2026 22:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0