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TGIF

12.03.2026 05:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Only took one of the worst summers I’ve ever spent between two of the worst winters to forever make that a no op

12.03.2026 05:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There you stand, lost in the infinite series of the sea, with nothing ruffled but the waves.

12.03.2026 04:47 👍 164 🔁 47 💬 1 📌 3

I think it’s neat how even if I drove three days in any direction from where I am it would still suck

12.03.2026 04:43 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

I tell you what this railroad business is funner than shit.

12.03.2026 04:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

More like Brent Crud

12.03.2026 03:29 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Laika propaganda poster

Laika propaganda poster

12.03.2026 02:52 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I tuned a guitar weirdly and accidentally all I can play is the Superman theme so yeah same

12.03.2026 01:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

my brain sometimes makes music and every time it's a huge surprise

12.03.2026 00:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

sorta like a roomba that can kill you

12.03.2026 00:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lol. lmao

12.03.2026 00:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

almost looks like the background of a street fighter level

12.03.2026 00:05 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pretty neat how getting a job drops my insurance premiums from $7,500 a year to like $500

12.03.2026 00:03 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wondering if I am using too many exclamation points in intra office communications

11.03.2026 21:31 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What went wrong?

11.03.2026 20:15 👍 8 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

Definitely forgot how tiring video chats are

11.03.2026 20:21 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

dibs on drunken gambler

11.03.2026 19:45 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This used to be my whole tech consulting gig approach but then they started asking the AI first and here we are.

11.03.2026 18:54 👍 15 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

I just mainline all of it when I get home

11.03.2026 04:30 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One neat thing about having a job that’s not dependent on the internet is I don’t check the internet all day

11.03.2026 04:25 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

TGIF huh

11.03.2026 02:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just Casa Grande things ya know

10.03.2026 17:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

100% of the time I’ve been in phoenix this year it’s rained

10.03.2026 16:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The commute less so

10.03.2026 16:28 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Damn it feels good to be a bureaucrat

10.03.2026 03:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I consider it good luck that there’s a thunderstorm on my first day of work

10.03.2026 00:48 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

Frantically googling “cubicle decoration ideas”

09.03.2026 22:52 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

when it happens

09.03.2026 04:51 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Phoenix

09.03.2026 03:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Right now it looks like it’ll cost me $600 a month just to commute. So obviously the plan is I am going to rent an airbnb in tow instead while I sell my house and then once the economy collapses I can buy a house for cheap. Foolproof plan…

09.03.2026 03:13 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0