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After seeing him in Justified, I had no idea he was Australian until I saw him in Mr. Inbetween

15.03.2026 00:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Got caught stealing second

14.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Pirate's House – ARGGHHH

This place is fun (the food is fine)
thepirateshouse.com

14.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, protein obsession is a fitness community thing that has gone mainstream. The MAHA weirdos who will take 100 unregulated "supplements" because they are afraid of broccoli have supercharged it

14.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It only bothers me 10% of the time.

14.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"The Woke Ginger" implies that gingers are, as a group, almost exclusively un-woke.

14.03.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the f’ing way. Every one of the those wrongly detained should be suing the federal government, as well as individual members of the administration by name. It’s one of the only major avenues of recourse that might affect change in the admin’s behavior.

14.03.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 779 πŸ” 167 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 5

Jesus. Gabrielle Union is my age!

13.03.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not to mention that 20-year olds are, generally, still developing their political awareness. You would expect that their views would shift

12.03.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

More than anything, this shows how there is nothing universal, no entertainment that is being watched by the "average American". In the early 1950s, when there were 150mil Americans and few TV sets, I Love Lucy was pulling 15 million viewers a week. Dallas was doing 30 mil in the early 80s

12.03.2026 03:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Movie poster for Children of the Revolution

Movie poster for Children of the Revolution

Children of the Revolution. An Australian communist who writes fan letters to Stalin gets to meet him, sleeps with him, and gives birth to a son who may or may not be Stalin Jr.

12.03.2026 02:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The story of that game (there is a book about it) is nuts. The 4th quarter devolved into a basketball comedy as Philly tried to get him to 100 and the Knicks tried to stop it, in front of 4,000 people in a tiny arena the reeked of chocolate.

12.03.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I once lost my phone, thought it might be under the bed, so I used the flashlight on my phone to look under there. You see, I had misplaced the phone by putting it in my other hand.

11.03.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Or just gerrymander "DC" so it loops around the White House and doesn't include it.

11.03.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wouldn't mind an antibiotic Pepsi you could drink when you are sick, tho.

11.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wilt's 100 point game included intentional fouls from both teams throughout the 4th quarter.

11.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Plus, he was an undrafted guy who fought his way up from the D league to become a starter. Prior to the injury, he had massively overperformed compared to expectations coming out of college. Literally zero NBA teams thought he was an NBA talent!

10.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm the other way around, but the bank refuses to accept "I read 3 books this month" as payment on my mortgage, so...

09.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On its fiftieth anniversary, we look back at how β€œRobin and Marian,” the movie that housed Sean Connery's most tender performance, tackled aging bodies, looming mortality, and a legendary romance.

09.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Zatoichi's Flashing Sword is peak Zatoichi. Ichi is no longer a great swordsman; he is a supernatural instrument of vengeance

07.03.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ran 13.1 miles, got my chores done, took a gummy, now it is time for some ZATOICHI

07.03.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every single person who was illegally detained, or kidnapped after having an immigration meeting canceled (making them "illegal" through fraud and trickery), or abused needs to receive 7-figure restitution when these monsters are out of power. Seize their property to pay for it.

06.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you.
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Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h β€’β€’β€’ My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

β€œI have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

06.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 20810 πŸ” 4427 πŸ’¬ 767 πŸ“Œ 1142

There was an entire legal battle where Glen Taylor agreed to sell the team and then tried to back out at the last minute.

05.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm no actor, but I am extremely confident I could deliver that line better, simply because I say "motherfucker" more times in an hour than that motherfucker does in a decade

05.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Noem at home

Noem husband: So...
Noem: So....
Husband:
Noem:
Husband: So, were you guys doing it doggy-style?
Noem: Oh, for god's sake, Byron. Not funny and give it a rest.
Husband:
Noem:
Husband,: Guess I'll go outside and put flowers on Cricket's grave.
Noem: Fuck you, Byron

05.03.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

I was shocked when I learned the name was from the ingredients: a pound of butter, a pound of eggs, a pound of sugar, and a pound of flour. Some baker did a couple of lines of coke and just decided to go nuts.

05.03.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And sold it for a suspiciously large sum after he entered Congress, instantly becoming a multi-millionaire.

05.03.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Markwayne's nomination will fail by one vote when he accidentally votes "nay" because he forgot which one means yes.

05.03.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Motherfucker, if I had 20 reports and never met someone who worked for me for FOUR YEARS, I sure as shit wouldn't admit it. I have 58 staff and I not only have a monthly meeting with the entire team, I also have one-on-one meetings with every new hire, and once a year with every person.

05.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0