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Too dope to scare and too damn smooth to care. Short TTRPGs: https://professorcoldheart.itch.io/

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Coding the most complex multivariate string I've ever written to come up with all the ways an NPC might insult you. #SecretProject

12.03.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

um what

12.03.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh they knew they just thought they were just getting more tax cuts and deregulation like last time

11.03.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Which was a wild choice. "This is what you're fighting for, boys - the recreation of social class from first principles in defiance of the 'American Dream'! The Old World is alive and well in the New!"

11.03.2026 23:34 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the important thing i think is that they get comfortable now with living in federal facilities

11.03.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 3321 πŸ” 461 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 4

bsky.app/profile/leav...

11.03.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like I don’t believe on accelerationism but clearly accelerationism belives in us

11.03.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 187 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
age-old photoshop of colombian grammy winning singer songwriter and dancer and legendary recording artist shakira wearing kaneda ( of the manga AKIRA )'s jacket, motorcycle goggles and brandishing his laser rifle

age-old photoshop of colombian grammy winning singer songwriter and dancer and legendary recording artist shakira wearing kaneda ( of the manga AKIRA )'s jacket, motorcycle goggles and brandishing his laser rifle

one of the all time photoshops i think, AI could never

11.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 227 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
β€œGranting the application would worsen matters further, forcing every other operator in Low-Earth Orbit to plan around a constellation that may never exist, distorting international spectrum and orbital coordination proceedings, and lending regulatory legitimacy to what amounts to a publicity and narrative-shaping exercise,” Amazon wrote in its request to the FCC.

β€œGranting the application would worsen matters further, forcing every other operator in Low-Earth Orbit to plan around a constellation that may never exist, distorting international spectrum and orbital coordination proceedings, and lending regulatory legitimacy to what amounts to a publicity and narrative-shaping exercise,” Amazon wrote in its request to the FCC.

say what you want about Amazon, they cooked SpaceX's "data centers in space" bullshit over high heat here

11.03.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 147 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE.

11.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I hate that the sparkle icon is shorthand for AI. They want us to think it’s magic. Fuck you!!! Magic is when you lose a glob of mustard from your sandwich but it doesn’t land on you. When you win at 20 questions. Sparkles belong to Liberace. A baby’s smiling eyes. I will put you in the ground!!!!!!

11.03.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 642 πŸ” 147 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 4
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FBI warns Iran aspired to attack California with drones in retaliation for war: Alert The warning came in a bulletin that was reviewed by ABC News.

The FBI thinks you are fucking stupid. Iran has zero capability to cross the Pacific and sea-launch a drone attack on California. This is too fucking dumb for me to comment on further.

11.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 2964 πŸ” 777 πŸ’¬ 161 πŸ“Œ 102
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Grammarly Is Facing a Class Action Lawsuit Over Its AI β€˜Expert Review’ Feature The feature, which Grammarly shut down Wednesday, presented editing suggestions as if they came from established authors and academicsβ€”without their consent.

I'm suing Grammarly over its paid AI feature that presented editing suggestions as if they came from me - and many other writers and journalists - without consent.

State law requires consent before someone's name can be used for commercial purposes.

www.wired.com/story/gramma...

11.03.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 6853 πŸ” 2111 πŸ’¬ 109 πŸ“Œ 172

But so much of THE FRIENDS OF EDDIE COYLE still exists in and around Quincy!

11.03.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For example, UCLA's Jordan Chiles got $250,000 from a sparkling water company for "social media." She has 1.6 million Instagram followers.

Meanwhile, a UCLA football player got $450,000 from UCLA's NIL collective for "social media." The biggest Insta following for a player on the team? 37,000.

11.03.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

one thing i’ll always respect Crash Test Dummies for is recognizing that being made to go to weird church is way worse than being in a serious car accident

30.11.2023 22:29 πŸ‘ 195 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

bsky.app/profile/kait...

11.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He honored Kobe's legacy by not stopping when aβ€”[Vaudeville hook yanks me off stage]

11.03.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 843 πŸ” 94 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 0

Or - OR - steal someone else's song.

11.03.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rachel, no.

11.03.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Visual, no; audio, double down.

11.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if I'm being honest, what I miss most about college is moments like a friend handing me a copy of DELTRON 3030 and saying "yo check this shit out"

11.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

me and the other scheming viziers are wearing shoes gifted to us by the king that are way too big. we look ridiculous. the whole court is laughing at us behind our backs. honestly this is a pretty low point for us, the scheming viziers

11.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 4107 πŸ” 781 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 9

Hello and welcome to my unboxing video

11.03.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As I have said repeatedly, the only move the anti-trans side has is pretending that they've found a scandal, then describe the way medicine (or medical research) works in every other field but trans care in breathless, scandalized tones.

11.03.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 1221 πŸ” 246 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 7
An email from Kickstarter titled "Project Update #133: 7th Sea: Second Edition by John Wick (Chaosium)"

The headline of the email: "Studio Agate's 7th Sea 3rd Edition Kickstarter is live!"

An email from Kickstarter titled "Project Update #133: 7th Sea: Second Edition by John Wick (Chaosium)" The headline of the email: "Studio Agate's 7th Sea 3rd Edition Kickstarter is live!"

"Why do you have such problems with Kickstarter as a model of indie publisher funding?" Well:

11.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think this is the problem *behind* the problem folks are talking about when they talk about 'green screen' / 'bad CGI' β€” green screen & bad CGI seem to create options but really they remove actors' and directors' options to *embed characters' cognition in scene*

11.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Reading other fans' takes on the Crosby release / Hendrickson signing is wild. You think letting Linderbaum, Likely, etc go and driving up Hendrickson's asking price until 12 hours before the end of the tampering period is a gambit? #ravens #ravensflock

11.03.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"But doctor," said the marketing manager, weeping,

11.03.2026 14:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0