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John C. Weaver

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A soon-to-be-retired English teacher

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Me too. I love the way that chode thinks intelligence isn’t real unless it’s an LLM.

12.03.2026 23:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is the single best metaphor I have ever read. I taught Shakespeare for years, and he never came close to this! I need to write this down (with attribution) so I never forget it!

28.02.2026 13:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m an Eagle Scout too, and Hegseth is garbage.

27.02.2026 18:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

God, I forgot about the random number and letter username from Twitter, and always the same insane rambling.

11.02.2026 18:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m really excited for a new Backderf comic!!

08.02.2026 14:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I went to Sunday School in the Lutheran Church, but I guess I never read the actual 95 theses before.

05.02.2026 17:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The interview process for Palantir

27.01.2026 12:01 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

I’m not a golfer, but this post made my whole day! Thanks!

22.01.2026 22:04 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I agree with you absolutely!

19.01.2026 01:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you, Derf! I needed this!

12.01.2026 16:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No no no! It’s not been 40 years! No!

10.01.2026 22:58 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, yadda yadda

27.12.2025 18:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He ys ridinge a horse
He ys emerald and svelte
He will get reallye weirde
If you lie about beltes
The Greene Knighte
Ys Cominge
To Toun

25.12.2025 21:08 👍 799 🔁 220 💬 9 📌 12

The bootstrap metaphor began in late nineteenth / early twentieth century to indicate impossibility. “A poor man becoming a millionaire? You might as well try to pull yourself up by your own bootstraps.”

21.12.2025 23:05 👍 47 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0

What awful people! And they are the same who hector us about some War on Christmas!

18.12.2025 00:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I totally agree with you! When I was an English teacher, I’d write for my students as examples of what I was asking them to do and share my writing process. Since I retired in June, I start my day writing for myself, but AI never touches my work. I want all my flaws as a writer to be my own.

18.12.2025 00:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Not the same energy

07.12.2025 00:11 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

MTG Welcome to the Resistance?

22.11.2025 02:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

JHC, I campaigned and voted for this POS!

04.11.2025 22:04 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

When I was a kid, the jazz in Charlie Brown specials depressed me. Now it makes me feel realllll mellow.

01.11.2025 01:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When I was a Boy Scout in the ‘70s, we had red berets, and I hated it with a passion. Sliwa celebrates my childhood trauma

01.11.2025 01:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well *that’s* the reason everything sounds so familiar.

01.11.2025 01:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe they can dust off the old Facebook poke function?

01.11.2025 00:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Maybe he asked grok?

29.10.2025 14:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve had a few non-genetically related uncles and aunts, including a dude a couple years younger than me

28.10.2025 21:25 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Even though I never followed Cilizza, I just went and blocked his dumb ass.

25.10.2025 02:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I write a lot of short stories, not to publish or share, just for myself and some friends, but I’d never freaking use AI. I’m not great or even particularly good, but I have too much self-respect to use slop. My flaws are my own. BTW, you are a great writer!

20.10.2025 17:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m watching it right now!

19.10.2025 18:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“[Randolph] Carter did not wish to meet a bhole.” I mean, should we tell him not to reach around?

16.10.2025 23:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0