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Arctic Velocipedist

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Personal Assistant to Revna the Diva Dog. Alaskan, woodsman, wanderer, graphic artist, photographer, and Sasquatch seeker. Used to jump out of planes & do stuff. Leader of Velocipedist Laboratories. Now with all the not fun parts of Deadpool.

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13.03.2026 07:11 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I put that on almost everything.

13.03.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They are really practical little workhorses. Easy to work on too. I hope you get yours.

13.03.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The world has been utter chaos since the orange dumbass came down that escalator because no one with any power stands up to him. Especially telling about them as the guy has the IQ of a dead goldfish.

13.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And they used to be everywhere. Haven’t seen one for ages.

13.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not really surprising. Dems hate progressives unless it’s convenient for them to claim the progressive history they had for like 15 seconds once. Most of the are closer to Reagan republicans anymore.

13.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

According to you? You sound like a damn conservative chaos actor to me.

13.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The entire purpose of this account seems to be dragging Tom Begich. Wonder which conservative’s kid it is?

13.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, fuck off. Who pays you to lie and drag Begich? I honestly doubt you even know the guy.

13.03.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But some guy who was very offended that I didn’t know where he works told me it will take 18 months to put troops on the ground. I mean he came off like he was a super secret squirrel S3, so this can’t be right.

13.03.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tall Brother propaganda

Tall Brother propaganda

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This Orwellian crap constantly spewed by trump and his toadies reminds me of the Alaska Department of Rightthink account I created over on Twitter when Dunleavy was elected and immediately began the β€œup is down” propaganda. It was amazingly easy to apply Orwell’s ideas in 1984 to conservative BS

13.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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this means it is not open for transit

13.03.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 10323 πŸ” 2017 πŸ’¬ 722 πŸ“Œ 890

The vanity of our society is one of those things that irks me and always has.

13.03.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Meanwhile, in Alaska, we aren’t being sanctioned by anyone. Tok and Chicken haven’t invaded Whitehorse or bombed the Yukon Territory… we still can’t make money selling oil… largely because oil companies pay politicians so they won’t tax them or make them pay fair royalties… if we are being honest.

13.03.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dark money groups are paying influencers to spread attacks about our campaign.

Voters deserve to know who is trying to manipulate our election.

13.03.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 3175 πŸ” 1179 πŸ’¬ 105 πŸ“Œ 81

These people are utter morons. Of course that’s on us USAsians. We let it all get to this point.

13.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like I say, something to try, not being critical, just depended on being able to get a fire going quickly once or twice a day in an arctic/subarctic environment for a few decades… so I have a little practice and hope sharing might help you find a less frustrating way.

13.03.2026 04:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

large twigs, with just enough room to insert some paper under (I actually use birch bark β€” even better than paper) and build a little crib around your teepee with some dry wood, bark side out… include a few pieces for the top, but don’t choke the fire… you will nail a fire almost every time. +X

13.03.2026 04:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

evergreen trees… (black spruce are best, but any work) there should be a lot of little twigs up to finger-sized branches. These are the best kindling there is. Even stuff that is still on the tree if it’s down low. If you make a little rats nest out of the small twigs under a teepee out of +X

13.03.2026 04:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not being critical when I offer this suggestion. Just spent a lot of time (decades) depending on my ability to quickly start a fire daily near the Arctic Circle, and looking to pass on ideas. If you need kindling but can’t get some split for any reason, Go look around the base of +X

13.03.2026 04:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A very important thing that is often overlooked. They also flip keep the nearshore environment beyond the mangroves healthy by trapping sediment and filtering toxins.

13.03.2026 02:58 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

They seem to be one and the same.

13.03.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hasn’t been much in REI worth buying in years anyway. A lot of plastic fashion and silly trinkets.

13.03.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#UglyDogs

11.03.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They are exactly what they have to be to maintain their perks, power, and profit, which is just a little better than the full-blown fascists with a private army terrorizing US citizens. They have no plans of accomplishing anything beyond that, as they so masterfully illustrated after J6.

12.03.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mmmmmm… ants….

(Ooops, 13 times).

12.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Healthy Bites, Bright Minds, a project from Ms. Mary Myra Help me give my students healthy snacks that keep them energized, focused, and ready to learn. Your support provides simple, nutritious food that strengthens their well-being and directly boosts th...

Another project to give healthy snacks to rural AK school kids? We can fund this, #UglyDogs! #IGiveARod

12.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Black Tower: section of Norwich's medieval city wall running parallel with Carrow Hill #norwich #medieval #medievalcitywall #citywall #flint #tower #medieval #history #heritage #architecture #14thcentury

12.03.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like a bad case of grifting herpes.

12.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Try anus soarus wrecks? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

12.03.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0