Monkey Man was great. I cosign this.
13.03.2026 23:18
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Monkey Man was great. I cosign this.
A fabulists worst nightmare.
I knew one of those kids in middle school. Heartbreaking.
Naw, I wasn't in the hospital, these sores are from my gaming bed.
In a seaside landscape, a skeletal figure tugs at a man in oilskins as they stand in the water, just off the beach. Gray, stormy clouds in the sky, and a tower or lighthouse stands in the distance.
#PhantomsFriday The Drowned Man's Ghost Tries to Claim a New Victim for the Sea, Thorvald Niss [1842-1905]
Skagens Museum, Skagen, Denmark
#TheVictorianBookoftheDead
“What being an ally to women taught me about Sales Ops”
"foot phrenology with the president" cmon my bingo card is SO inaccurate in 2026 i just don't know what to do
They're nothing if not predictable.
I imagine their response is something akin to, "Cool, yeah, absolutely, but also: $30 out of pocket."
Unsaid here is the therapy is for the parents who are in denial that a world exists outside their solipsism.
I love a good Chotiner interview as much as anyone, but I'm curious, has anyone who blundered their way through an interview suffered any professional consequences for looking like a complete fool?
Me when I’m stalling and trying to think of a rebuttal: There could be. Yeah, there could be. Yeah. There could be.
Oh yeah that’s a nice pen. We have a box hidden away because of thieves, too.
"Hey, did you find a new coat for me to wear for the photoshoot?"
Sure did, boss, made it real fascist, just like you asked for.
Pulling some Friedman-takes out of the freezer to thaw for dinner tonight. They’ve been in there for a while, but I’m sure once we pop them in the microwave they’ll be just as good as they once were.
Good luck. You’re gonna do great!
It’s funny because people will swear the racial revanchists of our current moment are blazing exciting new and dangerous trails of thought, and they’re very much regurgitating the philosophy of the embittered former slaveowners.
This is one of the only times that Neil deGrasse Tyson's deflating "actually your genes don't carry that kind of information" would be fine.
lmao
If I had asked that question, and endured that answer, I would not show my face in public for at least a year, if not a decade.
If you don’t invest in a national beanie baby reserve, then what happens when you need a lot of beanie babies? Have you even considered that?
My daughter’s preschool is producing weapons-grade coughium, they are absolutely a hazard to humanity.
Yes, I do have regrets.
I regret not ordering more.
My wife asking me, “Why are you buying another freezer?” And I’m grinning ear to ear knowing that dinner is solved for months.
Requesting a week off work to dumpling-crawl my way into oblivion.
The only problem with dumpling week, is there's no possible way I can try every dumpling.
he's been on this game for months and hasn't figured out he's not ever going to get called back :(
That's wild!
God this breaks my heart.
“Hey, Ryan, why are you so against using AI in education? What about for just generating research paper ideas?”
Some poor kid is going to “learn” from an LLM about a concept that doesn’t exist and it’s going to burn a hectare of a rainforest and waste that kids time.