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“Waiting for a bus” 🏆

(Congrats on the show)

Tbf that’s a beautiful grey 💕 and with a single color maybe it becomes more about enjoying the pattern? Which is also lovely in your case

Haha! 💕 We do that with treats. All treats get thrown in the yard and they gotta go find em. It’s their MOST favorite game in the universe 😂

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You won’t get brain damage tho so 🏆

I for one appreciate this dedication to safety 🏆

Nah don’t. You can also work super hard like up to 100 hrs a week and still barely scrape by. You did good.

I’m like, I feel sorry for you and also I want to be at your house rn immediately asap what the address?

A fess can be 40 or 50 years old I guess

That’s for the runnin away part

Love a handful of egg salad, at any age frankly

Cheer up there’s time

You woulda done an excellent job

🤣 The lil sniff 🤣 gets me every time 🤣

We know a lot is going on right now, but we just realized that:

cabinet/board/panel = things made of wood

cabinet/board/panel = terms for organizations

Something we can all agree on. Dammit Jerry stop breaking down barriers to bring people together.

Doesn’t remember how

Yes and a person’s definition of “nice” is so varied. To me it’s a funky cheap purchase from a second hand store. As for trying to lose weight and teeth, maybe it’s his way of saying she’s nice as she is. But getting a pre diabetic chocolate? Big mistake haha

If only it’d been correctly labeled as a streamfall

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

Cartoon with four images in black and white comparing a cat's and a dog's behaviour

Sarah C. Andersen (born June 15, 1992) US cartoonist and illustrator #Womensart

And the writer is open to it.

If you have to ask yourself if you’re creepin….

Am I being creepy? I hope not. But honestly I can no longer tell.

Been following you so long I can picture your dog before these two and how he’d park himself up top on the back of the sofa 😂

If you can, maybe now is a nice time to take a mini trip somewhere, even for some hours, what with no doggos to worry about. It can give a fresh perspective

Like dust bunnies under heavy furniture you can’t move, Jerry taunts us

Wrong end

Worked with a guy who kept his camera off like that. To everybody else it’s like being watched by a peeping tom, were being watched but we can’t see him. Congrats on pulling off rude AND creepy 🏆

A red and white yield sign, a fluorescent orange DETOUR> sign pointing to another <DETOUR sign. For I guess an infinite loop kinda drive?

Here we go

Yes! Some people can look right at an animal (or person) and see what they want for they lack insight or emotional intelligence or something, I don’t know what. Friendly kitty? “Cats are so aloof.” Aloof dog? “Dogs are so friendly.” 😂