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Beer, music & moaning about Everton.

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two muppets are standing on a balcony in front of a red curtain . ALT: two muppets are standing on a balcony in front of a red curtain .
14.03.2026 19:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry. FFS Pickford

14.03.2026 19:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just walked into a pub with a telly. My apologies if arsenal now score.

14.03.2026 19:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That Everton side ๐Ÿคข fortunately I've got to go out

14.03.2026 16:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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๐ŸŸฉโฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ
๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ

14.03.2026 08:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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13.03.2026 15:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Didn't Karl Pilkington already do that?

13.03.2026 15:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've got the David Holmes vinyl compilation.

13.03.2026 14:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

50-1 fuck off

13.03.2026 13:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This "proper" beer was infinitely better than the vault city one tbf

13.03.2026 12:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The girls love their sours, the stouts are a bit hit & miss tbh.

13.03.2026 11:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Never!

13.03.2026 11:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Isn't that one just like a heavily flavoured lager? This is just a sweet stout with a daft badge.

13.03.2026 11:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Last night's

13.03.2026 10:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Knew my mate who, works from home, would want to be in the pub handy for the last day of Cheltenham, should have guessed 1:30 "probably miss the first race as I have meetings"...

13.03.2026 10:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We went to his one in New York, it was indeed dreadful.

13.03.2026 10:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a group of men are standing next to each other in a dark room holding glowing objects . ALT: a group of men are standing next to each other in a dark room holding glowing objects .
13.03.2026 09:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Harsh, he seems like a genuinely good egg. Can't stand his lad like.

13.03.2026 09:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought that, the sentencing guidelines are 16 years max for false imprisonment alone.

"Wixon was found guilty of two counts of requiring a person to perform forced or compulsory labour and four charges of assault occasioning actual bodily harm"

Hopefully they'll appeal the sentence.

13.03.2026 09:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You'll grow into that coat.

Happy birthday you whippersnapper

13.03.2026 09:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I see Trump has lifted the sanctions on Russian oil. I'm sure his computer sized brain predicted the (not) war would be beneficial to Putin.

13.03.2026 09:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At a beer festival with MGL & her mate.
MGL "I'm really surprised you've never joined CAMRA"
Mate "I am as well, he's just the type isn't he"

I didn't explore their thinking for fear of their reasoning.

13.03.2026 08:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Well I'm totally comforted that energy firms will in no way seek to gouge us now...

13.03.2026 08:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wordle 1,728 5/6*

๐ŸŸจโฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›
โฌ›๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจโฌ›๐ŸŸจ
โฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจ
โฌ›๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉโฌ›
๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ

13.03.2026 04:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watching Harry Hill & embarrassingly I've now realised why I've always been slightly confused that Kirstie Allsop didn't look like the Scottish widow from the advert...

12.03.2026 22:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Her & the daughter are sour monsters ๐Ÿ‘€ I was out her & one of her mates once & she tasted the sour she was raving about "you dirty bitch! What the fuck is wrong with you?"

12.03.2026 20:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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One of MGL's favourite beers was bought there. It wasn't the stout the crank.

12.03.2026 20:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tbh I figured out if we went "up the hill" away from the English bars it wasn't that bad, apart from the weather. In fact found a local bar with a fondness for imported looney stouts. The owner was a sound bloke who wanted me to recommend UK breweries.

12.03.2026 20:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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two men are crying in the rain and one of them is saying `` we 've gone on holiday by mistake '' . ALT: two men are crying in the rain and one of them is saying `` we 've gone on holiday by mistake '' .

I went Benalmadena for it last year with a mate, which also meant 6 nations as well.

12.03.2026 19:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It always amuses me to see it called the Southport Weekender. I lost a few marbles at the original one.

12.03.2026 19:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0