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Oh crap, crash?

Fair point, you're only getting a quick nod from me if I'm on the drops going down a descent for instance 😅

Interesting! BTwin is still Decathlon's low end brand name, but I didn't realise Triban was originally a model name - it's now their "mid range" cycling brand name. Still excellent value and more than enough to get you round a sportive!

Absolutely not! I'll wave or smile to anyone on two wheels (or two or four feet when on a shared path).

The crime would have been justified, but "subtle as a brick" sounds perfect 😏

A clean sweep of Opening Weekend yet again, this time team Matthieu 😏

Matty Brennan🇬🇧 wins by two bike lengths!!

Yep! There's plenty of more established classics riders not in G1 today.

Oh was he the third Bee in the front group earlier?

Unironically, who else on that team can position well?

So, with the hills mostly done, the question is have the attacking teams beat up the sprinters enough to avoid a big bunch sprint?

It's funny, I definitely recognise bits, I then just recognise yet another bit, an improbably short amount of time later (at least given how long I think I took to get between those places).

Maybe the pro peloton goes a bit faster than I do 🤣

Ok, if they're on RVV straat already having been in Wallonia like 2 minutes ago, my geography of that part of Flanders is confused!

Daan Hoole got diamonds in the legs today! Great responses to attacks for a tall man.

Jasper goes again on Trieu in 3...

The duality of spring 🌱

Really enjoying Opening Weekend having ridden lots of these roads and cobbled bergs last year.

Oh scrap that, he has a decent group!

He seems to be making it harder not trying to get away (e.g. stopping top of Oude Kruisberg), why not use a helper?

Pog launching Del Toro more like.

"I will work, do not attack"
- me, to my boss,. probably

That is totally incorrect. They play their best when they have a talismanic South African batting for them.

How do you get labels removed? Would prefer to stick with he/him instead of the separate he and him labels

Oh yikes that's awful!

Brb, fetching my pitchfork

After all the pain it's been to turn the Chaos House into a home, I hope for your sake that move is indeed a few years off.

Skeet of the day!

Evergreen tweet.

That emoji choice is 🤌

Excuse me, what?