Kyle

French Fries for the body, Fanta for the soul

legally speaking. They can’t make u tell them if u floss

the dentist is just as scared of you

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Playing the world’s smallest trombone

Comedy is now legal in the strait of Hormuz

Gnashing of teeth should be a good thing and we should do it instead of clapping. this would help with that I think!

Happy international women’s day to all who celebrate

3d printing a working human body is harder than it looks. Yes, it’s basically just some sticks that move and can talk but the simplicity belies a complicated mechanism, nature’s miracle

A bunch of “forever” stamps that have been destroyed by the washing machine and dryer.

How are forever stamps supposed to outlast the heat death of the universe if they can’t even survive a trip through the wash?

lowercase numbers?

love it or hate it you have to admit it’s really spooky that all the stuff in the song came true

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listen what better way to learn CSS than vagely erotic interactive demos?

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Screenshot of a 3hr old post from the GW Hatchet: “BREAKING: GW sold its Virginia campus to Amazon Data Services, an Amazon subsidiary that manages the company's data centers, for $427 million on Friday. The deed, obtained by The Hatchet, authorizes ADS to develop the campus into a data or information technology center. STORY TK”

GW‘s student newspaper appears to have broken the story that the institution has sold a satellite campus to Amazon to be turned into a data center, which is just about chef’s kiss for the state of American higher education rn

Mother Fucker has a friend named Mister Frickin

Don't tell me what you "meant" by your post. I, the post consumer, will decide what you meant. And frankly what you meant was disgusting

I’ve instructed Claude to question anything I ask it to do and to always use modern web technologies, and it’s glorious. 😀

Sup chat this is Slouching Towards Bethlehem with your boy The Rough Beast, and it looks like today’s stream could be a big one, as some of you might’ve already seen there are rumors going around social media that the hour has come round at last, so we’re gonna get right into it

tips optional but appreciated 🥰

I’m running for Congress, in part, because we need Democrats who know how to take Republicans on and not afraid to draw flak. Leaders willing to place themselves between the people and this abusive government.

Asimov's Fourth Law of Robotics: Have fun!

y is just x with lore

redundant pleonasms

they should invent a falling asleep on the couch that happens in bed

whistling so hard my teeth hurt

if u don't like shit get off the toilet!!

shiptoasting