Clark

Think we’ve hit the point where it’s so over that everything is interpreted in the most negative light

Literally every answer is “oh yeah we knew that obvious catastrophe was going to happen but that’s okay because we’re the greatest”, and nobody in the media has taken the time to say “What the FUCK are you talking about?” out loud.

It’s all the same performative bullshit.

You gotta show that you care, until you care too much and then it’s a problem.

Extremely white, kinda racist and run by Trump cronies?

They’re soft for not starting a line brawl but if they actually start a line brawl they get no credit for standing up for one another AND get an absurdly stiff punishment.

Kadri multiple times, Spezza, Matthews cross checking Dahlin, even when it was a fake reason like Rielly clocking Gregg it was twice as long as anybody else gets

Not to make excuses but it’s kinda worth a mention that anytime a Maple Leaf goes looking for retribution for bullshit like that Gudas hit, they get rocked with the largest suspension the league has handed out in years.

United States is effectively a third-world country propped up by a 30 year head start while everyone in Europe rebuilt after World War 2, and since Reagan Republicans have been whittling that advantage away and Dems haven’t done anything beyond trying to hold the line at the time they take power.

Stringer’s “Is you taking notes on a criminal conspiracy?” is the funniest ever line on a show that wasn’t made for the express purpose of being funny.

Professional sports is supposed to be a billion dollar industry that people have decided needs to be treated like grassroots recreational sports, and grassroots recreational sports get treated like professional sports and a billion dollar industry was created to feed that delusion.

Farrrrrrttttfff

Turned him into a ghost painting from Harry Potter or something

If the league doesn’t pretend to care about anybody’s safety I’m not sure why any team official or fan is obligated to.

It’s the Lee Stempniak trade except at least they took the keys away from Cliff Fletcher after that and just let him go sit in a corner until he left or died.

I’m not saying that he wouldn’t have solved all the problems of the last two years but I do just wanna walk around for a day in the world where the Leafs chose Kyle Dubas over Brendan Shanahan

I’m pretty sure the answer is Russia invaded another UEFA member and several UEFA members flipped out over it and forced their hand. Like I remember a team (I think it was Poland) refusing to play Russia in a World Cup qualifier and that sparked the decision

There is no good answer but I’m pretty certain if it was reviewed in any official capacity it would just result in Russia being reinstated instead of USA and/or Israel being sanctioned.

That’s just literally what a seatbelt does

So Scott Laughton numbers

I think it broke Marner

So like three days after the season ends instead of immediately?

Berglund

They have to give up 2 of the next 3 firsts.

The pick is top 10 protected.

Berube and Treliving should have been fired a month ago before the Olympic break, but at this point the Leafs’ goal should be to grind as hard as they can to mitigate the draft pick they hand to Boston this summer.

Then bring in a new GM and coach to mini-tank for a high 2027 pick.

And a lot of the reason they play joyless hockey is because of the coach that he picked.

I think the Marner situation was kind of out of his hands because Shanahan decided on this insane approach.

His signings have ranged from fine to disaster, and trading scarce assets for nominal upgrades on Kampf and McCabe was inexcusable.

The team is older and slower and they play joyless hockey

He only judges people the way he would judge himself.

Which I guess means he has no standards?

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Kid’s team got Hellebuyck’ed in U11 house league.

Outshot the other team 29-7. Lost 2-1