🍅🥔🫐🌽 hoopy frood 🌶️ 🥑🍫🌵

Wonder if this is “military commander freelancing so nobody actually knows”, or “somebody is lying”

funniest thing i have seen from a bot in a while

Palatino or, in a pinch, Alegreya

I don't deny that dogs can sometimes be quite lovely but what I will say is I don't trust their opinions. If a cat recommended me an album it had bought, I'd totally check it out. If a dog did the same, I'd promise to listen to the album, out of politeness, with no intention of actually doing so

Hell yeah let’s beat a complacent Repub who can’t even spell the name of his own district right on his campaign website

What if there’s an equal amount of everything valuable in every square mile

It won’t happen again okay shreyan

In retrospect it was unwise to put all the oil in such an unstable region. Sorry

The people yearn for slop

Oh it’s the sitcom about ghosts. I watched the pilot and did not like it

Probably also a procedural

there’s a show that’s just called FBI???

I normally think that this kind of thinking is an overrated explanation for these things, but Platner being a popular bartender and possible coke dealer in DC like 10-15 years ago would explain why he gets away with so much.

That young Irish fellow? Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.

i can’t BELIEVE you would express disagreement with something i posted in public on this public website

I knew it was Wednesday but yeah biiiig Thursday energy

What’s a journal, is it like arxiv?

tbf when you’re an account who only pops in here every so often, you do tend to bring tidings from far off lands

And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
do not forget to click Like on my Works, ye Mighty, and subscribe!

Love those little assholes

With game dev it’s put the main bottleneck on basically me writing a novel, which I’ve done before but is much less relaxing than moving rectangles around a screen

It’s funny how quickly I went from “oh cool no more drudgery” to “come back, drudgery, you were the thing keeping me from having to use all of my brain eight hours a day”

It had some real issues with crypto stuff when I first encountered it that turned me off but I haven’t see those in a while yeah

It does have some quality control issues bsky.app/profile/fint...

Oh, yeah disgusting. I puked

Just saw an incredibly bad and offensive take and didn’t share it

In Persian culture, killing somebody’s entire family with TLAMs is seen as a grave insult

Advertisement for tag body spray of getting groped by women at the TSA

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Only 69% of players have the “die” achievement lol