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the ideal amount of cream cheese is "butter"

Yesterday I filmed several baby birds walking across a street directly at my camera and asked Bluesky to suggest music

Several dozen folks did

Some even dubbed music over the original clip.

I haven't been able to get this out of my head.

So I give you

A Bluesky exclusive:

Reservoir Ducks

🐣 🪶

my very first sts2 run was a victory with the ironclad

I was seriously considering uninstalling the game to maintain my perfect 100% win rate

thankfully there are few ski lifts in the vicinity

yet more insider trading

this monster (rest in piss) was being paid a stipend to use foster children as agricultural labor

cropped portion of the abs of the sexy-peanut drawing

not trying to be an asshole, and no I couldn't draw it better.

but the way the big dark line here interacts with the "grid" of the shell beneath it makes the bottom-left "ab" look like a weird growth

the "abs" could be better incorporated into the lines of the shell imo

have you ever smoked anything before? deliberately drawing foreign substances into your lungs is a skill that takes practice, and coughing does indicate that you did it right

physicists do that for sure

obviously a spherical cow will yield spherical burgers

I've never seen a bad or even lackluster performance from her

When Tuberville says "the enemy is inside the gates" he could be referring to himself in Congress: per the text of the constitution he's a disqualified and ineligible insurrectionist

can confirm, lemonade powder + tang makes a delightful snack

bsky.app/profile/hamm...

the whitespace throws off the search function

“Bluesky pianists’ expertise suddenly becoming relevant to issues of US military spending” was not on my bingo card but here we are

trading the peen for a slot, tale as old as time

if mankind gets some help from cactus jack and mick foley, they can carry the barrels 3x as fast

Phyllis Schlafly thought she was in the club, but she was used and discarded like all the other women

it's sort of "the goose that laid the golden egg", except greed was a secondary motivation, taking a back seat to the urge to destroy

very much beside the point, but is that a non-breaking space between "traditional" and "America"? why on earth

cc: @senatorivy.com

their crab cake replaces the ham

it is simply better in every way

came here to say this, the "Eggs Chesapeake" at Sip & Bite is a great riff on Benedict

when i see mangos and pepper, my brain goes right to "deutsches küche"

so the lie all these rich assholes tell themselves is that Wired was the one that changed over the last two decades; it wasn't that they revealed themselves to be amoral predators who cozied up immediately to fascism because Lina Khan tried to briefly stop noncompetes

hell yeah brother

there's plenty, you just have to circle the block for 3 hours to get any

parking tickets should also be moved outside of the NYPD chain of command

killing monetization through brokeness