next time someone hassles you about the length of time a commission is taking just remind them that the person that commissioned the Mona Lisa is still waiting for it
11.03.2026 22:48
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next time someone hassles you about the length of time a commission is taking just remind them that the person that commissioned the Mona Lisa is still waiting for it
Retail politics gets you re-elected for 800 terms. Clearing snow, filling potholes, towing dead cars, cheaper public trans, photo bombing and glad-handing normies and taxpayers, that's the juice. Even at scale in a place like NYC.
🌍 New Earthquake 🌍
📍 Location: West Virginia
📏 Magnitude (M): 2.0
🔽 Depth: 0.49 km
⏰ Time: 2026-03-11 20:16:49 UTC
🔗 Source: VYT
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Find out what happened when we replaced Gwen Stefani with an ear of corn
hey chat settle an argument between me and the old sea witch i'm currently staying with: am i ever escaping her watery prison?
need a lowercase only president now
when mozart would sit down to compose a new concerto he'd first pause, close his eyes, and say, "I better make this hard as fuck to play."
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"you call the house from time to time/
to make sure we're alive"
I'd be proud if that was mine. I'll even cut my hair and change my name.
life has gotten to the point where I'm like, "maybe it's time to unironically get into Nickelback. I've always like 'How You Remind Me'"
don't seem like it
a dirty chai with oat milk literally takes the same amount of time to make as a latte. shrug
"I support the war but I don't want boots on the ground, I don't want Our Boys getting hurt"
well that's completely backwards, I'm against the war and I want our boys hurt as soon as humanly possible, deploy them immediately, into an active volcano, or the bottom of the ocean, or the moon
Cover of 1962 report "The parking meter problem" prepared by the Bureau of research, office of the mayor, Syracuse, NY. Black & white photograph of a man handling several parking meters in a workroom.
almost lost an eye in the produce department
S H R E K 2
goddamn it’s beautiful out here
willing myself to the thrift store
Big bold cartoony heart in inks, wonky, bulbous, reds, strong
Very red spangly heart with many lines and offshoots an parts and interest and massive and bits and bobs and wet
Heart that looks a bit like Africa with softer bits and textures and lines and vessels and translucencies
I’ve now added these three big wet hearts to my art shop. Not congruent with everyone’s dining room decor, but maybe SOMEONE’S . Or possibly rumpus room, or pantry. Art! Maybe… collectible!,
www.chloecumming.com
Time to clock in at the You’re Doing Amazing Sweetie factory
your daily reminder to:
pretty sure that's a counterstrike map
bangs break brain
This is the warning on the blood pressure monitor my dad just got.
Exceptional work. Anybody know what the fuck it’s supposed to mean?
Last line is especially ominous
not tonight honey, I’ve got a date with Tylenol PM®
An icon of a robotic manservant, the head divided into three sections: the skullcap, the eyes, and the mouth. You’d see these icons on buttons on the International Space Station in the 2050s. You press the button and a robot immediately comes to your aid. The robots would basically do anything you asked. Everyone called them Bings. Bing, you’d say, fetch my drink. Bing, mop the floor. Bing, eliminate the protestors. Funny to think the tech behind these robots emerged thirty years earlier on web search engines.
SYMB306.BMF
no pain at the pump, no gain at the pump, I always say
the world is so fucked but i'm keeping busy with my stupid little bullshit things
i'm sorry what
We Will Be Welcomed As Liberators 2: War Crimes Boogaloo
