Just had an opposing counsel say he had to check with his client about agreeing to an extension request.
Seems there’s a lot of swinging dicks in appellate world today.
They’re not booing. They’re saying, “Moooooose.”
They’re not booing. They’re saying, “Moooooose.”
HIKE!
Not reading this! Nope! I want to sleep nights.
I was school friends with Ted Cruz, Justice Jackson, and Alex Acosta, but no two of them at the same school.
(And you could add Marco Rubio, except we weren’t friends.)
We’re set for an argument,
But prefer some relief.
Take it off the calendar,
And decide in our briefs.
#AppellateValentines
Roses are red,
This Book is Blue,
I’ve cited my love,
See supra n.2.
#AppellateValentines
Concurring, specially.
#AppellateValentine
Fuck you, Westlaw. A 2010 case is not too old to rely on!
All cases after 2000 are current law!!!
You know what’s good for stress and feeling overwhelmed?
Alcohol.
People should know about this! Maybe they can advertise.
I *KNEW* it!
Just me, or does “Kenneth Walker III” sound like a member of the Bush family?
It would be just like the goddamned Patriots to win this.
Man, I hate them.
Super Bowl Bingo Legal Argument:
“‘QB SCRAMBLES FOR 1st DOWN’ doesn’t say he *made* the 1st Down. Only that he scrambled *for* one.”
I just had to use the word “milieu” in an email. I couldn’t think of another word.
I’m so fucking sophisticated.
Cuban coffees for everyone, tomorrow!
A deli from my childhood was on its last ownership, before going out of business. On our last visit, I ordered an egg cream. The waiter came back in a few minutes and said they were out of eggs. Thank god, because lord knows what he would have served me otherwise.
Don’t forget keeping track of which Star Trek movies are good.
I had a pro se appellant once who included a naked picture of her elderly mother in her motion for an extension of time, to support her argument that she was too busy caring for the infirm elderly mother.
USAO-SDFL is hiring appellate attorneys!
#appellatesky
#appellatetwitter
After 25 years, I’m making a move. But as I was putting an Edie Brickell cassette tape in my packing box, I began to wonder if I’m doing this wrong. 🤷🏻♂️ What I am is what I am.
Grenon federal convictions for selling this miracle bleach cure upheld last week:
media.ca11.uscourts.gov/opinions/unp...
This is why Jewish people traditionally add an extra day to holidays in the diaspora.
Happy extended holidays, Raffi!
Calibri “Ishmael.”
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using, without explanation.
I’m so sorry to hear this, Raffi. Wishing peace and comfort to your family. From your stories, I know his memory is indeed a blessing to you all.
Huh? That’s an idea! Maybe I *should* write a daf yomi memoir. Thanks!
“Raffi Sings Edith Piaf”
A perfect holiday gift from #AppellateSky Records
Advice commonly heard from both legal writers and ER doctors:
