ratboy dipshit

@fussybabybit.ch you should play this if you can the music is fucking amazing and also it looks gorgeous

"Then earth and fire and air and watery rage Then tree and flesh and stone did understand And know the law of Magister, shaman and sage Lord of the Old Time, ruler over beast and man." Castle Master has some deep lore written fully in verse by the odd and enigmatic Mel Croucher (often best know for the 1984 Deus Ex Machine), talking of ancient times in England where the omnipotent Magister ruled over everything, then the rise of mankind and their many civilizations that never last, and the Normans who built a mighty structure named Castle Eternity, made out of the very rock and soil that is the epicenter of the Magister's power while he slept for centuries and, after waking up, unleashing his magical fury and turning the king and all subjects into ghosts and beasts to haunt the halls of the castle. You choose your character, a prince or princess, as your sibling is imprisoned in Castle Eternity and your first task is to figure out how the hell you're supposed to enter the castle and avoid the deep moat with no more than a shark swimming in it!

Entering one of the huts full of hay bales, a pitchfork and a spirit in the form of a cute black bat with triangular red eyes. The earth shakes (or perhaps that's just you) when you encounter one of the inhabitants turned ghost and critter by the Magister with the message "SPIRITS!!" shown in the bottom part of the screen, and the only way to be victorious is to sling a rock with your slingshot at the spirits, probably because they're just not used to the idea and just flee.

Outside the castle is the Wizard's Hut, the home of a dirty and smelly old wizard that everyone ridiculed but in eventually learned was the Magister himself, risen back from his slumber. We see a the lowest of polygons (this game has very primitive but charming graphics) with a table and a chair with a six-pronged star and some cheese on the table. Let me tell ya, this game has A LOT of cheese to much on throughout the castle.

The castle stables, with a beautiful pinkish-red horse made out of like ten polygons, being a good boye. You open the gate of the stable so the horse can go free if it wants, but it kinda just looks like it wants some food and a pat on the head.

Castle Master (DOS) (1990)

1/4

close its barkley,

i heard theyre gonna have to add this screen to every T-rated (that's PEGI 13 for the euro crowd) game going forward

bombshell brie-anna i’ll do anything for you

Comm for @thesewer.live !

photo of an all-white male cat sleeping in a cardboard box, which is labeled "Kirkland signature salted sweet cream butter". the cat is resting his head on one of the box corners, with his neck at an awkward up-angle. still, he looks completely content, as his eyes are closed...

same as the other photo description in terms of the white cat and cardboard box, except this time, the cat is resting his... nose? upper lip? against the same box corner as before. this does not look comfortable either, but he STILL seems content.......

he is salted sweet cream butter......

like this

folding laundry (last night)

I love this so so much, gotta be my favorite personal commission no lie....

Definitely :)))

hands can reach all sorts of places

currently in the middle of @mrholness.bsky.social 's Garth Merenghi's TERRORTOME and having an excellent time. His ability to expel hackneyed writing for 30 pages in service to a punchline or a sudden bit of brilliant exposition is great. A deep, deep love letter to genre fiction as a whole.

Hey sorry everyone, just wanted ya'll to know I get let go of my job at Youtube. I was one of the guys who replies to videos with the current year so idiots can line up and hit what is basically another like button except for old men

Gamer chocolate

???

Doug is on the phone. Someone is saying, "If I were an escaped goat, I'd hide in the maze."

Doug's Big Game (GBC, 2000)

gonna do a stream soon (this weekend?) where i'll draw you as a My Little Worm . details coming soon

Want a slice?
#OCs

I got carried away, but it did make me happy.

#b3d #gameart #lowpoly

hes living the dream

ya we got a beard trimmer it's basically the same

Moushley

Why does he have this picture

shopping w/ her

my friend Aki saying "I've been nice to the computer my whole life but the computer is pushing it lately"

STARCRAFT: Brood War campaign, Zerg edition...! twitch.tv/PiroARat

you are so extremely correct

The only True Monarch I would respect the authority of

#lowpoly #3d #rat