Sam

It's 07h04, I've seen that Palantir post and I've already had enough for today. Possibly this century

I never watched Scrubs first time around but am liking it much in the reboot

The First Cut Is The Deepest, but the last 28 words are the hardest #amediting

If only someone could invent noise-reducing plugs you could put in your ears. Earplugs, if you will

Look at their faces. Look at how excited they are. What an uplifting moment in the horror of war.

It’s happened - the Renault 5 has been ordered. I feel at least 10% more French already

That’s what I pay my subscription for

Did anyone watch A Woman Of Substance? Is it worth it?

So to summarise: You failed to take out the regime. You failed to destroy nuclear material. You failed to eradicate Iran's retaliatory capacity. You brought chaos to the Middle East. You killed god knows how many people. You destabilised your own economy. All for nothing, but the ego of madman.

@emmapearson.bsky.social Attractive men in Montpellier, you say…?

Five women authors by whom I've read at least five books:

Kate Atkinson
Maggie O'Farrell
Marian Keyes
Rachel Joyce
Deborah Moggach

Done my full hours already this week and all I wanted was a nice sit-down in front of The Repair Shop. But NOOOOOOOOO it's yet more fecking COOKING

I'm saying it very quietly but I THINK I may have written my last words for this bid. Mine AND the Wunderkind's...

I can’t believe anyone is complaining about the bank notes. Tell me ONE PERSON, living or dead, who is better than an otter. You can’t.

Oh, Uniqlo. I don’t think there are words in the universe more guaranteed to turn me off than ‘nylon culottes’

Been Out in London

In this one aspect I rather regret the demise of the lavender marriage. I feel that I could be quite happy married to a gay man

London tomorrow, with cocktails after school with my new gay bestie

I saw this on Instagram from someone who saw it on Threads and oh look it’s been a long day and even though it’s rude it made me laugh

I'm not entirely sure the rest of us should be present for this exchange

I've just moved away from my desk. So that's fun

God I wish I could sew well enough to do that. I might have to move on from cotton tops

But Ann I have such a big fat bottom and thighs you see

I am quite pear shaped and a pocket just adds more width to an area that I already have more than enough of my own

At the risk of upsetting the sisterhood I don’t care much for a pocket, personally

I think I would totally buy them in adult sizes. Silk jersey vest to make them super-comfy. Why should kids get all the good clothes?

When I was little I had a few skirts that had a vest attached, so you'd wear this thing with a jumper over the top for a whole outfit and, you know what, I really don't know why they never caught on for grownups. No waistband, keep you warm - genius

Today brings dentist (BOO) but new nails too (YAY). Peak Monday

Well BOO I wanted to see his name!

Did I miss his name? I assume he was playing the organ?