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Everyone does that thing when you briefly leave a room where a song is playing so you try and sing it in your head at the right speed so you’re still in sync when you come back in, right

17.02.2026 11:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives With Big Naturals

22.01.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Two fierce divas maximising their joint slay

13.01.2026 09:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Preferably an explanation that doesn’t involve me being chopped

03.01.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I get a reasonable number of likes/messages on Tinder but almost none on Hinge. What is the explanation for this

03.01.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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ok she sucked but unfortunately this is still the coolest anyone’s ever looked

29.12.2025 18:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stopppp 🀭

22.12.2025 09:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My face is really just not symmetrical like at all

22.12.2025 08:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Off to London. Still a bit worse for wear. Wearing my favourite jumper in case anything goes wrong

22.12.2025 08:04 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Everything has a Wrapped these days

20.12.2025 17:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What is the explanation for this sudden Grinchnaissance we are living through

06.12.2025 12:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This book title is driving me crazy. What do you mean β€œin between”? In between what? You’ve only mentioned one event

05.12.2025 01:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Even that was seven years ago!

03.12.2025 18:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Literally haven’t heard his name spoken since Lost ended 15 years ago but he’s still keeping pace with hot young things like Jonathan Bailey in the calendar world, you gotta admire it

03.12.2025 18:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I feel just terrible for you

28.11.2025 15:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You do sort of wonder if there is ever a moment at which a bear event is NOT occurring

28.11.2025 14:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Who wore it better

13.11.2025 21:57 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A gay icon? At Mighty Hoopla?!?

12.11.2025 12:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s a program we use at work called Mandrill and I know it’s just a kind of monkey but

12.11.2025 11:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Zack Polanski on the Last Leg being asked if he’s ever watched porn somewhere he shouldn’t’ve and replying β€œobviously” is the most important moment in the last 20 years of British politics

11.11.2025 08:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sometimes a meme edit is too obvious even for me

07.11.2025 17:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Can’t help thinking his name would still be Samir if he’d done something bad

05.11.2025 08:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wait the orange/teal vibe kinda eats. Maybe I AM living the life of a showgirl

04.11.2025 11:55 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'll accept it all right

02.11.2025 23:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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If I had a nickel for every time I fancied the pants off somebody who played notorious serial killer Ed Kemper in a Netflix show πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ

30.10.2025 11:31 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I get a very tangible feeling that it’s working. Other times i don’t πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

29.10.2025 22:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s some evidence for it I believe. Hard to be sure though

29.10.2025 21:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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tis the season

29.10.2025 09:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Come Dine With Me bloke is wearing a shirt I own 🀩

26.10.2025 11:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ok Google ads you better calm down πŸ₯΅

15.10.2025 07:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0