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10.03.2026 23:32
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Hi Catholic Mario
On Mario’s birthday let’s also remember that it’s also Jesus’ birthday.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (Deep inhale) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
People generally say this when they see Yoshi.
i had to make it real
Aypo's a little busy at the moment
Why does Ganon hate me when I’m so fucking cute
(Hiding behind cover as gunfire rains upon him) Damn, I wish Aypo the Reader were here right now…
This is not an RP account.
(Watching Link get killed) No! Not this loop.. I need to go back! I need to go back again! (Portal opens) I’ll save you Link! I’ll save you… next time!
Oogtar that fucking menace that fucking bastard I’ll kill him to DEATH
Mario’s Dark Passenger tells him to murder Oogtar. Yoshi would never tell. It’s only Oogtar, after all. Screenshot: WildBrain https://gizmodo.com/in-the-super-mario-cartoons-holiday-episode-the-greate-1845847671
(Spraying Oogtar with a spray bottle) NO! BAD!
The allegations were eventually dropped but everything he said about Oogtar was true
These are wrong, the characters voice the characters
Aw man, I got amnesia again. I’ll have to remember to avoid that in the future.
Readers added context you might want to know: htats true ✅
King Harkinian has entered his sick as fuck ice form, granting him new abilities. There's a polar bear in the background, because His Majesty is in Da Tundra. With his new skills such as Polar Explosion and Absolute Zero, King Harkinian is equipped to battle new foes, such as Ice David, Cold Ganon, and Chaos Mank. Will he survive?
Ice Form Unlocked!
They call him the Demon of the Road. No one’s been able to keep up with him. Truly he has ice in his veins for maintaining the speeds he hits. If you race against him, you’re putting your life into your hands.
We all face choices in life.
Increase Gwonam Rage Power to unlock TAINTED GWONAM and use his special PURPLE ENERGY
Maybe my special attack should be stronger…
Sonic the Hedgehog and Shadow the Hedgehog are in love!
Help!
Why do you have my gun Link
King Gaylord Harkinian’s first name is a closely guarded secret. To even utter it would result in execution.
… Wait. Oh, no….
Well exCUSE me, dipshit!
