Ms. Stella Edgecomb, The Overbear!!!

you: the ruins of a lost human civilization! we can pick up the pieces they left behind and rebuild what they've lost!

me, wandering into the ruins of an incredible feat of human engineering, my mouth opening ever-wider: RESOURCE NODE~

you playing pokopia: oh! our human friends are gone! we as pokemon can work together to restore the old world with our ingenuity and determination so our human friends will return!

me: the eeveegarchy rises. the age of man has ended forever. throw their ashes into the furnace to forge new glass.

try calling them "little one" and using a tilde as punctuation

I mean OBVIOUSLY.

sometimes I just want to make a joke about Cicero for some Godforsaken reason as someone who nearly minored in Classics for, again, some godforsaken reason

Spekkie you're gonna be shocked to hear this but

sometimes I do A Bit, bsky.app/profile/stel...

Blue and I are the same height that's an incredible development

my thesis of "99% of people who Prefer Small are tall and 99% of people who want to be absolutely immense are five feet zero inches tall" remains undefeated, except when it isn't

the growth sound is just Logging Onto AOL Modem Noises,

*my grandma in 1991 voice* mare-eeyo

Blue never beating the Horny Millennial allegations for even one single second <3

like it's literally in your name! it's! there! in your name! these people are so boring!

this shit is not just rude and crass but it's also just. BORING. imagine having a Disappointing Other People In A Fantasy Without Their Say-So Kink.

"when did we even get a gigantic industrial centrifuge"
"fliss"
"that is not an answer but also it totally explains everything"

that's the other type they don't sell

By far the worst part of getting used to a CPAP is all that goddamn tubing, I've been at it for over ten years and it still bugs me a little

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Nowhere left to run, little thing. =) #sizesky

...maybe getting caught wasn't such a bad thing. #sizesky

Even as an Extremely Millennial person I must point out how Extremely Millennial that reference is

field of creams,

threaten me with a good time why doncha

she angel in my outfield til i little big league

just the one though not all the other guys

The Mighty Fucks,

Spekkelangelo,

Black-and-white hand-drawn comic in pen. Panel 1, upper-left inset: A-K, a tiger-like alien with fan-like ears, curly hair, and glasses picks themselves up off a thoroughly collapsed highway. Scaling from nearby buildings, they are over 100 meters tall. A-K adjusts their glasses as they rise, not noticing the long RRRRIP sound coming from their shirt as the neck snags on something sharp, severing it down the middle. A-K: "Ow." NARRATOR, speaking in boxes: "You okay?" A-K: "Just my pride... [in small, concerned text]...what about everyone else?" Panel 2: A-K walks from the broken part of the highway around a curve, to where it's adjacent to a ridgeline. They are now clearly much larger than they were as they step off the highway with a small THOOM that throws up dust. Lights up the ridge suggest this is part of their emergency path. Their clothes are in tatters. NARRATOR: "No worries! This ain't that kind of story! You did good!" A-K: "I must be popular." NARRATOR: "Bah. Everybody knows I'm the bad buy. Consensus is 'poor kitty!'" A-K: "...But the highway." NARRATOR: "The 'Trains Everywhere' people are posting Sickos memes." Panel 3: low view showing off A-K's ass as they climb up the ridge, their hairless black tail swooping to one side, claws digging into the ridge with a CRUNCH and hands crumbling the lip with a CRUSH sound. Their clothes are completely in tatters and their modesty is now a function of camera angle. A-K: "Heh." [beat] "What's your angle in all this?" NARRATOR: "I give the people what they want." Stats in the corner: LIKES 63 REPOSTS 23 HEIGHT: 256 m MASS: 244 kt

Go ahead and destroy the highway, quarter-kilometer kzin. Make the people happy for #MacroMarch.

This #GrowthDrive (still @stellaedgecomb.com 's fault) proceeds with, like, #growth and #macro and stuff! And now *teasing* T&A!

I mean for You (and Amber) (and probably several other people and transuniversal omnibeings) I'll just make two stops,

But I already filled Your order, o pink mistress of reality,

I don't know why I'm surprised that the thread of "either describe a secondary kink or do A Bit" got out of hand 😵‍💫