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You have to diversify your investment. A little bit of Spacemarine, Tau, orkz, chaos and Drukhari. Some minis from AoS, bloodbowl and Necromunda will also look good on your portfolio.

12.03.2026 22:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Macro photo of a brown stink bug in face view on a leaf, guarding a tightly-clustered bunch of eggs that are shaped and colored exactly like a full tray of dark beer with foam on top.

Macro photo of a brown stink bug in face view on a leaf, guarding a tightly-clustered bunch of eggs that are shaped and colored exactly like a full tray of dark beer with foam on top.

Finally, the bug is back with a round of the Guinness.

25.02.2026 01:59 👍 8345 🔁 1787 💬 92 📌 90
Platecarpus is a mosasaur, an extinct marine reptile with four flippers. This one is covered with colorful squares like a quilt, beginning dark teal at its back and fading towards light blue and yellow on the underside. Two Hoploscaphites, ammonite cephalopods, are swimming nearby.

Platecarpus is a mosasaur, an extinct marine reptile with four flippers. This one is covered with colorful squares like a quilt, beginning dark teal at its back and fading towards light blue and yellow on the underside. Two Hoploscaphites, ammonite cephalopods, are swimming nearby.

Platecarpus & Hoploscaphites

21.12.2025 02:45 👍 1179 🔁 376 💬 11 📌 0

Channeling her inner fail-daughter Archon

17.12.2025 20:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's so pervasive that just about every sector in the United States can trace back its immediate decline to Trump, for he has put his seal and all of this garbage.
Hopefully, a large enough part of the country will realize just how much the upper class will ruin everything for a little extra cash.

30.09.2025 16:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Quite depressing to think that this clown show was the second-best outcome of the last American election. The best being Kamala winning and instigating the workers' revolution in America.
Trump and his sycophants are destroying everything so quickly and making all of the titans of industry bow.

30.09.2025 16:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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27.09.2025 19:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Purchasing power of the silent majority strikes again.
This will undoubtedly win the model of the year for 40k, unless a primarch manages to be released soon.

15.09.2025 12:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One of his most relatable traits.

12.09.2025 17:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They look like they told an awful joke to their underlings that they know is terrible, but everyone around them has to feign laughter or suffer the consequences.

08.09.2025 20:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah, people who make these assumptions also fail to account for the fact that the people taking these photos to leak are also aware of the fact that their pictures can be traced if they're using a device made after 2005.
They're probably using some vintage cameras to ensure their anonymity.

13.05.2025 21:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Kinda funny and pathetic that the darkest skin tone they could use for a "black" stand-in is a caucasian person with a moderate tan on them.
I suppose that is the farthest they could go before they started yelling the gamer word at the screen constantly.

02.05.2025 20:42 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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22.04.2025 18:42 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And John Woo movies (For Glory)

21.03.2025 00:50 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wild how Shadowrun today feels like an optimistic alternate future. Native Americans gain independence from the U.S. government? A benevolent dragon becomes the president and governs by suicide? People still communicate primarily through message boards? Sign me the fuck up.

09.03.2025 03:07 👍 6929 🔁 1042 💬 179 📌 49

Hope they rot in a cell together, but since they were released from Romania due to pressure from Trump himself, I doubt that they will suffer any meaningful consequences.
Any findings from the investigation will be dismissed as 'woke' and be wavered.

05.03.2025 15:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Heard real-life baby alligator noises and had to do an animation.

19.02.2025 00:46 👍 5249 🔁 2066 💬 54 📌 29

Beetle self insert comics are my favorite genre of yours.

11.02.2025 16:58 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Cartoon drawing of Dachshund that extends widthwise rather than lengthwise

Cartoon drawing of Dachshund that extends widthwise rather than lengthwise

If dachshunds were wide

05.02.2025 09:11 👍 2263 🔁 524 💬 37 📌 19
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The spearhead box will probably be released a little while after the full range release. It has the exact same models as the army box, but the hero unit is different. Maybe wait for that and avoid the battletome and warscroll card tax.

01.02.2025 18:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Start painting blue dots all over yourself as a countermeasure.
The dots will distract your own mind, as well as others.
If you're feeling like editing your entire color saturation, add some green dots too.

18.01.2025 10:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The end goal is to turn all conservatives into drooling morons with no sense for cause and effect.
Also to make them anxiety ridden and willing to put the blame for all the world's ills on whichever group is most convenient at the time.

10.01.2025 15:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wow, that means the salary at the top end is still 30% lower than the inflation rate between 2000 and now. Corporations like that deserve to sink into the ocean

04.01.2025 22:42 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You've entered the big leagues now. Minpan the even bigger leagues

03.12.2024 00:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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17.11.2024 16:44 👍 22653 🔁 1744 💬 137 📌 64
A group of men are playing D&D. The DM says "roll for initiative..." Another man at the end of the table, looking rough, unshaven says "huh? oh sorry... I'm a little distracted 'cause the divorce papers came in today..." The divorcing man starts wailing uncontrollably, massive tears streaming down his face. The DM, slightly miffed says "man, you said you were up to this. It's so hard to schedule these." The divorcing man continues to wail.

A group of men are playing D&D. The DM says "roll for initiative..." Another man at the end of the table, looking rough, unshaven says "huh? oh sorry... I'm a little distracted 'cause the divorce papers came in today..." The divorcing man starts wailing uncontrollably, massive tears streaming down his face. The DM, slightly miffed says "man, you said you were up to this. It's so hard to schedule these." The divorcing man continues to wail.

17.11.2024 17:52 👍 21758 🔁 1484 💬 141 📌 46

Bluesky is built to make social more like the Web again, so we will never suppress links. Link to your writing, your art, your personal site — this is the social internet, designed from the ground up to be open and interoperable.

12.11.2024 05:16 👍 22871 🔁 4742 💬 276 📌 340