What a powerful idea! I'm autistic and I have the kind of brain that cannot process pattern or shape changes like that.

I'm guessing somebody already thought of this but Screen Time is a good band name.

Music is books, yes. Contemporary top 40 music? I contend that it is screen time.

I knew this person as someone who refused to be quiet about someone named john brockman being guilty of sexual abuse and i don't understand anything else about her. Like, this doesn't even make any sense to me.

I read in a John Sandford book where a character tells a cop with this haircut that he looks like a whorehouse doorknob.

Those Gregory McDonald books are really good!

Top 40 radio?

1000%

I know a tavern in the Florida panhandle where you can get pickled pigs' feet from a jar behind the bar in 2026. They'd probably let you have a dipper-full of the brine.

Wow no kidding. You wouldn't believe that name in fiction!

Unless he is talking about kids drinking three beers and climbing the towers he should be out on his ass. These fucking people.

I wonder if he thinks they all wear wooden shoes.

Did the locals listen to them? Because we have a word for that, and it is martial fucking law.

Do you have the whole set? It's amazing that that exists! The highlight for me is Dr Diamond.

Well they aren't musicians so it makes sense that they would be able to pay their bills with their music work.

The oilers moved to Tennessee? My football files have not been updated since about 1985. All that shit is Van Hagar to me. It's not real.

I saw dinosaur jr play 3 songs at lollpalooza 94 and they bagged the set because kids wouldn't stop throwing rocks at them.

I haven't had a glass of milk in over 40 years. Drinking a glass of milk is fucking weird.

Wow, cool!

Seriously. If we wanted to see stuff from twitter we would not have left twitter.

I saw that tour on New Orleans. It was the loudest thing I have ever experienced.

Just two middle-class white adults enjoying glasses of milk together in 2026.

We've seen a zero percent increase in holding adults responsible for the awful things they do on purpose.

This is like a Simpsons episode. This is their alternative to "go behind a tree"

It's because they killed off the little girls's swordfighting teacher in his first episode. Future generations will rue the day.

Zappa/Mothers- Roxy and Elsewhere

Michael Penn - Resigned

XTC - Apple Venus

Drive Like Jehu - Yank Crimes

I know what country we live in and what all those people are like but the idea that that mf just walked away from a crime scene where he murdered someone and he's just going about his business is maximum-level shocking to me.

Oh boy this sounds sad. My mom died of dementia.

This is a thing people are saying? I hate it here.