Nicholas Roznovsky

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

a man sitting at a desk with his arms crossed Alt: a man sitting at a desk with his arms crossed

Oof, someone just slipped a 4–5 p.m. meeting on my calendar for today. Don't they know it's Friday?

Lost Doctor Who and the Daleks episodes discovered in 'ramshackle' collection The Doctor's assistant Peter Purves was invited to a screening of the episodes in Leicester.

Best news I've read in a while. Seriously.

Two dogs sniffing grass

Two chihuahuas climbing concrete stairs

Two dogs on leashes in the shade

I’ve missed our neighborhood patrol walks. Feels good to be back on the beat.

Black suitcase with blue paint on it.

People have been giving Southwest a lot of grief lately about all the changes they’ve made, but I appreciate all the little bonus services they still offer — like free paint for your luggage.

I've witnessed multiple pairs of birds in our neighborhood engaged in...uh, "amorous endeavors" today, so I guess spring has sprung.

2028 LA Olympics organizers gotta be sweating buckets at this point.

In theory, Southwest’s new boarding process is great. It’s basically the same as every other airline now.

In practice, however, it’s a flaming clusterfuck. I don’t understand why, but it is.

A dog laying on its back.

My parents’ dog is not concerned about the tornado watch.

Fire truck

Nothing like starting a long day with a (fortunately false) hotel fire alarm.

a mario character is driving a yellow truck Alt: Mario and Luigi in a truck nodding “what’s up”

This score holds and it will go down as the greatest Mario Day of all-time.

For at least one night, Italy is better at baseball than America. Who would have thought?

Laundry machines

Going home with a suitcase full of clean clothes somehow feels better, so here I am on a Tuesday night.

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I know the world is on fire but this subplot is incredible

My favorite feature of this hotel room.

Toad in grass

Found this guy hiding in the back yard

Screenshot of a ticket purchase screen

To guy trying sell six tickets for the Sunday morning Great Britain-Italy WBC game for $11,000 apiece: I don’t think that’s going to pan out for you, bud.

Bonus squirrel content 🐿️

Warning: Incoming squirrel content.

Finally got in online to purchase tickets for Metallica at the Sphere....third-level seats in the corner are $1000 each.

Screw you, Metallica. Screw you, Ticketmaster. Screw you, capitalism and the world in general.

It’s amazing how quickly the Texan in me re-emerges when I go back. Less than 24 hours here and I’m already waiving at other drivers, calling everyone “ma’am”, and talking with a slight drawl.

Refrigerator interior with three yogurt cups and two larger plastic bottles

Bought yogurt. Forgot I don’t have a spoon in my hotel room. 🤦

As usual, Houston is warm and sticky.

Life moves so fast. Take a breath and slow things down, like a group of people walking five abreast at the airport.

Jason Benetti getting the NBC Sunday night baseball job is great news. Their broadcast is already better than what ESPN has been doing for the past few years.

scrooge mcduck is laying on the ground surrounded by stacks of money Alt: scrooge mcduck is laying on the ground surrounded by stacks of money

Ah…$15 for a basic bagel and a bottle of water. Never change, airports.

Blurry streaks of multicolored light

This was my first attempt to take that picture.

Dark interior of a Waymo

4 a.m. and on my way to the airport once again.

Small black chihuahua

Small black chihuahua, two years older

Two years since we adopted this scrawny little pup with bald ears and a “broken” leg she refused to use. What a difference 24 months make.