my villain origin story is spending all my money on a house with a giant yard and my dogs choosing to lay inside on the couch all day instead of playing in said yard
11.03.2026 15:25
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my villain origin story is spending all my money on a house with a giant yard and my dogs choosing to lay inside on the couch all day instead of playing in said yard
I've been meaning to play with Claude for months. Finally got around to it today, motivated by seeing them stand up to the fascists. I'm only about an hour in but so far it's performing a lot better than Cursor.
A simple line graph showing "How slow + stupid the build is being" on the x axis and "My activity level on Bluesky during work" on the y axis, with a single arrow pointing up and to the right, demonstrating a one-to-one correlation.
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My tummy hurts and I'm mad at the government. Stole it off a sticker but it's still true.
Your reminder that there are only 2 real problems in programming:
0. Naming things
1. Caching
7. Asynchronous callbacks
2. Off-by-one errors
Happy Hallmark Day!
We don't use the slogan officially any more, but @upsun.com (fka Platform.sh) used to constantly say "Deploy Friday." Well, I just took it to a new level by deploying on Friday the 13th. 🐈⬛🪜🪞
Am I tempting the universe by posting this? Probably. 😆
"What if the Cardassians were crossed with the Ferengi" is no basis for a system of government
It’s now been 0 days since that song was stuck in my head. God damn you. 🤣😭
I can't stop laughing at Elon and Zuck's heads on robot dogs pooping out NFTs.
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Two dogs running in the snow, both mid-leap.
Snow puppers! ❄️🐾
If you're cold, they're cold.
When cyborg Ken Burns makes a documentary about all of this 100 years from now, I hope actors do dramatic readings of our skeets while the camera does a pan-and-zoom over pictures of cats, Alf, and DS9
Liquid Glass really leaned allllll the way into those skeuomorphic bevels, huh 🤢
T-minus one week until #TwelveMonths - the new #DresdenFiles book!!
Who decided that JSON couldn't handle trailing commas? SHOW YOURSELF.
I... I just wanna talk. Honest. 👀
I spent an excessive number of years moderating a gaming forum and I learned a great deal about community spaces and cultivation, whether I wanted to or not. I have critical advice for anyone who runs a game store or gaming convention. Please share this thread with people who run those things.
Christopher Anderson was like “I choose violence” and I friggin love it. First time in the almost 5 years I’ve felt the tiniest twinge of regret for dropping out of my photojournalism degree. Perfection. #VanityFair
The #StrangerThings finale was... perfect. I don't know how else to say it.
14th century painting of St. Margaret of Antioch attacking a devil woman in a virid dress hitting a demon with a hammer
Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
Spotify Wrapped says I'm old. Last year it said I was into McBling Strut Pop and I told it to get dafuck off my lawn, so that tracks.
How I'm walking out of 2025
A column of windows up the side of a building. The bottom one is lit from within and has several planters sitting on the windowsill.
A stone wall with some green foliage and twinkly lights down one side, the street number "91," and a decal of the red pacman ghost.
An apartment building with holiday lights strung across the street in front of it and a single window at the top lit from within.
And some more offbeat Paris pics.
A photo across the Seine river at sunset, with the Eiffel Tower in the background
A shot across the river of Notre Dame at twilight. There's a long low boat on the river with red and white lights.
An iron fence in the foreground with locks attached to it. The lock closest to the camera has the word "Paris" etched on it. In the background, Notre Dame is slightly out of focus.
Pics from Paris last week!
The token Hanukkah background available on Google Meet has TEN menorahs. ALL of them are fully lit as though it's the 8th night of the holiday. I have so many questions, starting with whether the fire department is ready on speed dial.
"Shaman of Experience Intelligence and Equivocal CX" - I'm dead. designtitles.com
The TSA should take all the soaps they confiscate from people for being over 3oz and forcibly scrub anyone who tries to get on a plane with body odor.
In my defense, I PAID to get the ability to send messages from said metal tube - almost as much as a fancy cup of coffee. 🤣
![Tailor Shop (a STAR TREK parody of "Unholy [Body Shop]" by Sam Smith & Kim Petras)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zijqyppw4fi6g3esjb2hegda/bafkreihd42yd65cpte2mrsmzixfleed7fzpvnai7vrvf2wrgdd3vg5fzyy)
