12.03.2026 12:07
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Oh man, I had a funny post about Bernie hating women
Every day is fuck Jacob Frey Friday
My wife got me the Watchdives WD0016 with the vanta black dial for my birthday. So good
is it on his medical report that he is heavily pixelated
I didn't hear anyone say the word Monégasque last weekend
Or a ribbon for your hair
Such a long, long time to be gone
And a short time to be there
Do it anyway people
Cajoled my wife into calling Frey's office about the eviction pause and I am in trouble for exposing her to the mayor's smug ass recorded message
he's gonna George R. R. Martin his final film, isn't he
Ezra Jack Keats
Astor Piazzolla
Dock Ellis
Johnny Knoxville
Happy Birthday to the four cool people that share a birthday with me
recent NYT PR meeting
maybe he signed them near the heel in Sharpie
Sounds like a recipe for great racing!
HR person voice: "please fill out this form acknowledging changes in the 401k program. Also, your new shoe size is 9 1/2 narrow"
just do UBI. Stop feeding the Police Union and do UBI
Flonase is an allergy medicine but the side effects listed are runny nose, sneezing and watery eyes
It was so funny when The Ramones did this live. Three songs in a row with only the words changing
real "it's him that sucks, why should I change my name" energy here
Have you seen a Lilac Breasted Roller
same, it was a great date night with my wife! we stayed up past 10!
get in line
Seu Jorge made a deal with the devil and he now has to sing David Bowie songs to white people forever
Thinking about Jane Krakowski again. Remember when there was a rumor that she was dating the My Pillow guy. That's some agents being inserted into the matrix near you kind of shit
