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11.03.2026 13:54 πŸ‘ 129 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

this isn't just "why can't you be normal" it's "why do you have to find the most silly contrarian take on every single thing that doesn't even matter"

11.03.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Kemi Badenoch's spokesman denies she is ashamed of British animals" is an amazing sentence I will come back to for the rest of my life.

11.03.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

The 3 genders

11.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 8973 πŸ” 2442 πŸ’¬ 111 πŸ“Œ 177

When I said 'Kemi Badenoch is so partisan, under her the Tories would oppose puppies and kittens if Labour said something nice about them', I didn't mean it literally.

11.03.2026 12:02 πŸ‘ 1184 πŸ” 322 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 9

Is it important to you that you saw how easily/eagerly people are fooled?

09.03.2026 07:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was being serious about this.

09.03.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Now you have a chance to beat your PB streak.

08.03.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"conversations with their kids they weren’t ready for" -- asshole, it is your fucking *job* as a parent to have whatever conversations your kids need, in order to help them fully understand the world around them.

And that often goes ESPECIALLY for the ones you're uncomfortable over.

08.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Once again: if you’re using Substack to warn us about fascismβ€”while also cashing Substack checks!β€”you’re asking us to do something you’re too chickenshit to do yourself.

08.03.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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How Pixar’s Open Sexism Ruined My Dream Job (Guest Column) A former Pixar employee writes that after John Lasseter's departure, the company still has a lot of work to do to fix its sexist culture.

If you're wondering how bad things were at Pixar for women, the answer is pretty horrifyingly bad.

08.03.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 3663 πŸ” 1438 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 120

I have no art to post β€˜cause I can’t draw for shit but I do want to bring more attention to this fabulous Medusa.

07.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I keep thinking about things and acting independently even when no-one does an HTTP POST to my API to ask me to do something.

07.03.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So more of an evergreen post at this point.

07.03.2026 11:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think you need to narrow down to which of the punchable men you refer, or are they all at it?

07.03.2026 05:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Has he tried just clearing the context? Has he tried saying β€œbe less anxious” before asking it questions?

06.03.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a Polymarket post to X: β€œBREAKING: Anthropic CEO says Claude may or may not have gained consciousness, as the model has begun showing symptoms of anxiety.”

Screenshot of a Polymarket post to X: β€œBREAKING: Anthropic CEO says Claude may or may not have gained consciousness, as the model has begun showing symptoms of anxiety.”

Anthropic CEO may or may not be full of shit, may or may not be huffing what he’s selling, may or may not be trying to remain relevant, may or may not be trying to impress his mates in the pub after work.

06.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

a. piece. of. software. is. not. the. type. of. entity. that. can. gain. consciousness.

06.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 164 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

That would presumably be this www.theguardian.com/politics/201...

06.03.2026 11:21 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bandcamp Friday PST

06.03.2026 09:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here
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My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you.
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Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h β€’β€’β€’ My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

β€œI have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

06.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 20787 πŸ” 4427 πŸ’¬ 767 πŸ“Œ 1142

Saw the "OMG why are 40 & 50 year old people even ON social media?" post & my first thought was, "What do you think *should* happen, kid? Should we all just do a Logan's Run?" & then I realized this child has never once in their life heard of Logan's Run & I turned to dust & my ghost is typing this.

06.03.2026 06:37 πŸ‘ 1280 πŸ” 201 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 18

The actor who turns up in a procedural and you instantly know is the criminal they’re trying to catch that week because they’re too recognisable to just turn up for a bit part.

06.03.2026 07:34 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

and to explain, print() accepts a list, and prints each with a space between; meanwhile print() also returns None

so print() and print() evaluates to None and None, and since the first None is falsy, the second part is not evaluated

05.03.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

print(β€œStar Trek”, i)

05.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I cannot wait for the insights on this! He's going to:

1. Sample some local street food.
2. Ride a train.
3. Visit a temple.
4. Not mention the pogroms that the serving Prime Minister presided over.
5. Smile at some elephants.
6. Top up his kids' private school fees.
7. Say "India is changing".

05.03.2026 10:18 πŸ‘ 1188 πŸ” 192 πŸ’¬ 87 πŸ“Œ 30
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Quietly, calmly and forensically, BBC just dismantled the Trump communications shitshow on Iran.

No hyperbole, just laying out an unprecedented military, diplomatic and reputational shambles.

Worth a watch.

(πŸŽ₯ BBC News/BBC Verify)

05.03.2026 08:46 πŸ‘ 3948 πŸ” 2144 πŸ’¬ 103 πŸ“Œ 192

You don’t need to β€˜balance’ between Farage and the Greens’ view of immigration. You don’t need to be a little bit Fascist. You need not to be Fascist at all.

05.03.2026 07:10 πŸ‘ 216 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Also, what, you can’t amend it later if it’s obviously in need of tightening as situations change?

05.03.2026 08:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bridge over Troubled Water, takes me back to my grandad’s funeral where it was played as it was his favourite song.

05.03.2026 08:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0