Emilio

Latinos

Why did one Bloody Mary give me anxiety?

Oh I’ve only had that and coffee today. The anxiety tracks.

As a short king. I really love looking up and seeing mountains

Oh I’ll have to check that out since I’m flying out of C! Thank you!

What does one do at the Seattle airport for 3 hours… 🍺

Why do I find World War Z so comforting?

#HorrorMovies

They’re arresting toddlers and killing nurses.

Fuck Ice

Why is there another tequila shot?!

Who gave me a tequila shot?!

You’re welcome

This lives, rent free in my head, every day

Now that I’ve survived the plague, it’s time to get back to the gym

I could 🔪 for a charcuterie board rn

Don’t tell me. I haven’t finished it yet!

You think?! I’m afraid it’s Michael

Peaceful vigil for Renee Good tonight in Seattle.

I’m gonna clock his ass

Oh same

No. She’s in it!

If Michael is the secret traitor, imma stop watching

But who would actually be the host?

Could you imagine if there was a host version of this show?!

Time to get rid of Michael
#TheTraitors

Okay so real question.
Claudia or Alan?
#TheTraitors

Who else things Sergio was in Scotland the entire time Stanbury was filming #TheTraitors

Two of my top five housewives are locked in! #TheTraitors

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.

Why is it so difficult to get shit done when you’re waiting on a contractor?!

I have a problem with these made up rules of religion. Which is why I’m not doing any of that