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NYC Poet. BA in English Comp/Poetry, University of North Texas. Poetry reader for ๐™Œ๐™ช๐™–๐™ง๐™ฉ๐™š๐™ง๐™ก๐™ฎ ๐™’๐™š๐™จ๐™ฉ. Poems in &/or forthcoming in ๐˜ผ๐™ก๐™—๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ง๐™ค๐™จ๐™จ, ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™ค๐™จ๐™ฅ๐™๐™š๐™ง๐™š, ๐˜ฝ๐™ž๐™œ ๐™’๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™™๐™ค๐™ฌ๐™จ ๐™๐™š๐™ซ๐™ž๐™š๐™ฌ, $ ๐™‹๐™ค๐™š๐™ฉ๐™ง๐™ฎ ๐™ž๐™จ ๐˜พ๐™ช๐™ง๐™ง๐™š๐™ฃ๐™˜๐™ฎ, ๐˜พ๐™ค๐™ข๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™˜๐™  ๐™๐™š๐™ซ๐™ž๐™š๐™ฌ, ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต ๐˜ข๐˜ญ. jlyocum.com mastodon.social/@jlyocum

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Not his fault, of course!

Nevertheless, I shake my fist in a mildly peeved indignation at this frivolity of chance.
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13.03.2026 15:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is very cool that he's still around โ€” and, mentally, about as sharp as they come at his age! โ€” yet I can't help but be a little resentful that we're not blood-related, so I didn't get any of those longevity genes of his.
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13.03.2026 15:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just spoke to my step-grandfather, to wish him a happy 101st (!) birthday.
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13.03.2026 15:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Northern view from Mt. Mesnard overlooking the city of Marquette and Marquette Bay in Lake Superior. // Image captured at: 2026-03-13 03:48:03 UTC (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: nmu.edu // Current Temp in Marquette: 23 F | -5 C // Precip: overcast clouds // Wind: SE at 9 mph | 15 kph // Humidity: 84%

Northern view from Mt. Mesnard overlooking the city of Marquette and Marquette Bay in Lake Superior. // Image captured at: 2026-03-13 03:48:03 UTC (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: nmu.edu // Current Temp in Marquette: 23 F | -5 C // Precip: overcast clouds // Wind: SE at 9 mph | 15 kph // Humidity: 84%

Current* conditions near Marquette, MI:

13.03.2026 03:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Unpopular Pete Hegsethย Forced To Drink Lunch Alone WASHINGTONโ€”Looking around with despair as he searched for an open seat in the Pentagon cafeteria, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly forced to drink his lunch alone Wednesday.ย  Acco...

theonion.com/unpopular-pe...

11.03.2026 03:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Various views of Lake Ontario from Breakwater Park in Kingston, ON. // Image captured at: 2026-03-11 03:00:02 UTC (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: cityofkingston.ca // Current Temp in Kingston: 41 F | 5 C // Precip: overcast clouds // Wind: NNE at 16 mph | 26 kph // Humidity: 56%

Various views of Lake Ontario from Breakwater Park in Kingston, ON. // Image captured at: 2026-03-11 03:00:02 UTC (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: cityofkingston.ca // Current Temp in Kingston: 41 F | 5 C // Precip: overcast clouds // Wind: NNE at 16 mph | 26 kph // Humidity: 56%

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11.03.2026 03:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope to never work with anyone, ever โ€” let alone an editor โ€” who feels the need to have AI rewrite their emails to me.

10.03.2026 23:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€ฆ or the site went down immediately after I used it.

Wait!! What if Iโ€™m the one that broke it??

Canโ€™t rule it out as a possibility.

ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

10.03.2026 00:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I used it about 90 minutes ago on a never-archived Medium.com post and it worked fine.

(I then discovered the post I wanted to read was only 300 words long, and ended about three sentences after the paywall, but thatโ€™s another story entirely.)

10.03.2026 00:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is to say: if you're an attorney who's hesitated to take on habeas cases because you think you lack the knowledge, or you're worried about whether you'll really help, I PROMISE you can make a difference. I'm just a dipshit with a 7-year-old laptop and a bad attitude. If I can do it, so can you.

09.03.2026 19:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 2311 ๐Ÿ” 441 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.

09.03.2026 19:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 11309 ๐Ÿ” 2535 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 308 ๐Ÿ“Œ 125

I hate losing an hour of sleep as much as the next human โ€” but every year, on the first Sunday of Daylight Time, when the sun starts setting and I look at the clock to see it's almost 7pm...

... that's a special kind of magic.

08.03.2026 22:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
View looking north from downtown Erie, PA with the Bicentennial Tower in the foreground and Lake Erie beyond. // Image captured at: 2026-03-08 18:54:09 UTC (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: yourerie.com // Current Temp in Erie: 45 F | 7 C // Precip: clear sky // Wind: W at 17 mph | 28 kph // Humidity: 65%

View looking north from downtown Erie, PA with the Bicentennial Tower in the foreground and Lake Erie beyond. // Image captured at: 2026-03-08 18:54:09 UTC (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: yourerie.com // Current Temp in Erie: 45 F | 7 C // Precip: clear sky // Wind: W at 17 mph | 28 kph // Humidity: 65%

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08.03.2026 18:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

And by โ€œGreed,โ€ we mean โ€œCapitalism.โ€

Monetization is a direct result of the enforced artificial scarcity that is a prerequisite for the capitalist market.

08.03.2026 14:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Emerging Problem of "AI Psychosis" AI may be fueling psychotic delusions in a phenomenon known as "AI psychosis" or "ChatGPT psychosis." New research explains the risks.

And: www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/urba...

Pertinent quote: โ€œAmplifications of delusions by AI chatbots may be worsening breaks with reality.โ€

08.03.2026 14:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Does organized ritual child abuse exist? | Magazine issue 7/2025 - Issue 61 | In-Mind

On the other hand: in-mind.org/article/does...

08.03.2026 14:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have had to customize my browser so I can click on elements to nuke them from page display just so I can navigate the atrocity that most of the web has become in 2026.

08.03.2026 13:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even with an ad blocker to minimize the intrusion of content-blocking pop-ups, I find sites that are infested with disguised ads, trick banners, fake โ€œxโ€ buttons and page jank.

08.03.2026 13:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I always click through to sources on my web searches, usually to try and find a chunk of text I can copy/paste into my research notes on my local drive. I would say that nine sites out of ten are borderline unreadable these days.

08.03.2026 13:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have sympathy for these media companies, and I am *NO* fan of how AI has changed the world.

But at the same time, I canโ€™t help but cringe almost every time I visit many of these โ€œonline media sources.โ€

08.03.2026 13:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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TWIBS: Girlguiding Assembles Team to Solve Self-Made Crisis โ€” Assigned The UK girls scouting organization has put together a task force to figure out how they can support trans girls! Withoutโ€ฆ you knowโ€ฆ letting them back in, or anything.

TWIBS: Girlguiding Assembles Team to Solve Self-Made Crisis

www.assignedmedia.or...

#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

08.03.2026 04:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Either way, we should probably give the workers what they want.

Just to be safe.

07.03.2026 23:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
View looking SE from Cornwalls Pub overlooking a small gazebo on the shore of the St Lawrence River as it widens into Lake Ontario. // Image captured at: 2026-03-07 20:00:02 UTC (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: boathousecountryinn.com // Current Temp in Rockport: 52 F | 11 C // Precip: light rain // Wind: S at 19 mph | 31 kph // Humidity: 75%

View looking SE from Cornwalls Pub overlooking a small gazebo on the shore of the St Lawrence River as it widens into Lake Ontario. // Image captured at: 2026-03-07 20:00:02 UTC (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: boathousecountryinn.com // Current Temp in Rockport: 52 F | 11 C // Precip: light rain // Wind: S at 19 mph | 31 kph // Humidity: 75%

Current* conditions near Rockport, ON:

07.03.2026 20:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I offer 15-minute one-on-one counseling in the use of my method for $499.90 (plus tax).

Thank you for coming to my DedTalkโ„ข.

โ†’๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธโ†’๐Ÿ’€

06.03.2026 19:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look at me, I just resisted the temptation to point out blatantly bad writing in a social media piece from a major poetry publication!

All it took was white-knuckling a stress ball while repeating, โ€œDonโ€™t start fights online, donโ€™t start fights online.โ€

06.03.2026 19:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You should check to see if you are imprisoned in space and surrounded by zany robots.

06.03.2026 06:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In 1994 I was a 16-year-old sysop running a WWIV BBS on a single-phone-line 1200 baud modem when I broke into chat with a user because I saw they had a local area code, and the user turned out to be 16 too, and a month later our parents drove us to the mall to meet and that was my first girlfriend.

06.03.2026 05:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This looks like the cover for an album that will either put you into a trance or give you โ€” and your neighbors! โ€” nightmares for as long as you live.

06.03.2026 05:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay *this* one kinda looks like stage one of fire descending from the sky to cause the earth to perish, no?

06.03.2026 04:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Gift of Philip Johnson

Gift of Philip Johnson

Dan Christensen, PR, 1967
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1135873

06.03.2026 04:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 53 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0