The Christian entity known as "God" has been arrested at His vacation home in Turks and Caicos on an estimated 1.4 billion counts of negligent homicide
12.03.2026 12:06
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The Christian entity known as "God" has been arrested at His vacation home in Turks and Caicos on an estimated 1.4 billion counts of negligent homicide
free idea to any character designers out there: BIG Suspenders. tall thick wide any way as long as they're Big!!!
going up to do my tight five at the dollar store
it's important to play this on the first day of false spring www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBp4...
You won't even remember being on fire
got kicked out of the local 40+ Community Fuckfest when they found out I was 38
Could a really drunk Millennial in 2026 re-evaluate season 1 of 'Look Around You' and determine it is still one of the funniest things ever made? We ran the numbers, and the results may surprise you. Yea it's really fuckin funny still. Reacts
(sotto voce) dude, if you talked to girls in high school, you're not supposed to be on here...
[intentionally responding with the least funny answer possible] It depends.
[angelic voice harmonizing with itself somehow] Can we get some hype in chat
had to break out a tape measure for some stuff and before I put it away I used it for some extra measurements. I'm happy to report that if my penis was a mere 16-20 inches longer, I could comfortably slot in as the limerick nantucket guy
I have to confess that I'm pretty sure this was triggered by you posting about this exact stinger some days ago. Gomen nasai.
To be clear, I forgot about this at first and it slowly dawned on me that I posted something very similar already. I don't know why that is important to me at this time. I am not judging any of the 2 or 3 generous likers of the grandparent post. In fact. Thank you for Getting It.
Did you see this and think "I remember someone making a similar post almost 9 years ago"? Well.! That was also me.! Where were your footsteps then, bastard...? twitter.com/spoocecow/st...
mst3k merlin's shop of horrors kid making the monkey clap his cymbals: Honkin' On Bobo. Honkin' On Bobo
fuck yeah kid
and a quail egg (1)
my favorite pizza topping is the screenplays of Charlie Kaufman
woww now that's a spilf (spill I'd love to fuck)
pig wishes and hog dreams
the optimal name for a kitty cat is Femur
Western society simply has no answer for what to do if giant winged serpents show up and start attacking everyone's asses and pussies and whatever
tragically diagnosed with GreatBrain
[imagining the largest meatball of all time] YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
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In celebration of Cookie's Bustle Day, I'm breaking the entire protocol I've been setting up behind the scenes and, I suppose, officially launching my VOD channel. Please enjoy a full stream of the English translation for Cookie's Bustle: Mysterious Bombo World. www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxKd...
free fake name to say out loud: Stu Permissible
These days it's hard to look at the state of things and not just see a dark yawning chasm, devoid of culture or wit, occupied by the hateful and willingly immiserated; their ghoulish forms concealed in shadow.
[update] my monitor was off
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