Debshots

Offspring: “I feel bad for Jesus”
Me: uh, why?
Offspring: “they couldn’t go swimming.”
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That stupid inauguration photo of Trump

Vigo the Carpathian from Ghostbusters II

Absurdly excited about #hamletgrandtheftauto

“I’m on a Boat” is 15. There. That’s a thing you know now.

I do. Cuddles on demand. They hate it but they tolerate it because I feed them. 🤣

Dang. Uh. Remember to drink water and blink I guess. Good luck!

“I can fix that” hits harder than “As you wish” I will not accept any arguments. #holes #princessbride

A little leathery, soft, not slimy or squishy. This one really liked pets, like a puppy, it was so sweet.

Introduce yourself with 4 video games

I was never good at the-place-that-shall-not-be-named, doubt I’ll be good at this place. But I prefer it. So there’s that. Have a photo of me petting a shark at the Catalina Island Marine Institute.

Post a pic YOU took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline

People of Bluesky! Let's get to know each other better. What is your favorite movie? Quote share your answer in GIF form

A spoof of an infographic showing a map of Europe, colour-coded by which countries will offer food to visitors. The caption is "Will the detective investigating your murder be sad?" The Nordic territories are labelled "sad", Northern Europe is labelled "sad & wet", Eastern Europe, Southern France and Northern Italy are labelled "sad and drunk" and the Mediterranean nations are labelled "sexy". It's less funny when you explain it, to be honest.

Will the detective investigating your murder be sad?