‘medley’ from Online (Couth)

did you see my post from the other day

would i kiss crash bandicoot? yes without hesitation. But would i trust him? that’s complicated

hm. i think i’d need some sort of 12 hour long video essay to convince me of this notion

robots arent people :/

messing around with minbrowser.org today. kind of digging it

can't work today, it's a holiday

i am genuinely curious tbh

in honor of misato's birthday, here are the three english versions of her words of wisdom to shinji. choose your fighter. while all are valid statements, only one can remain

folding chair is a very important icon in japanese culture

excellent point

hear me out; dick out = “hanging dong”, tits out = ”hanging bong.” With that said e.t. always got he tits out. very free individual

have not stopped thinking about the complete abject failure of this post and ways to iterate and improve on the idea

really like partway through i was like “it is actually fascinating how one little detail can fully alter the overall context of an iconic image and in this way gags hold power” and then i found the stock image and made the gag photo and i really wonder if having ideas is worth it

had an idea for a gag but the stock image i found made the gag profoundly fucked up. hesitate to share

We need a movie that clarifies whether the pink panther is ontologically distinct from the diamond (name is coincidental) or a kind of vision or phantom projected from within its depths

cubed water goes fuckin crazy but its also like, super demure and refined

kitchens really went off when they made cubed foods. i love round foods but cubed foods are just so sophisticated

?????

just saw a shortform that started with the attention grabber “this…felt illegal” and then the guy just fully committed an actual crime

just trying to grab a pdf of the cask of amontillado (for no reason)

wikiclouds nurse is checking if i’m not a bot and i am failing

30 year olds in 2005 looked like this, while 30 year olds in modern time look like this

when you turn the page of the calendar and it says “TODAY” again

i meant joe’s apartment

hey its the guy from baseketball

watching “columbo: troubled waters” a rare ep that starts right with the detective himself, running late to catch a boat. anyway dean stockwell’s mustache

lutsko could be good

got this idea for a body-horror picture where someone starts becoming ernest. something like “The Horror of Being Ernest” or “Ernest: The Becoming”