today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
Happy 311 Day! The one day a year you can listen to the band 311 youtu.be/-2nf_MFtnHk?...
How about a 3-2 win for Team Mexico today?
I'm putting those vibes into the universe.
💫✨VIBRAS✨💫
Ole Miss signed a Carmelo(w), an Iverson AND an Anthony Davis in this football recruiting class. (They also signed a safety named Nascar McCoy and, in a nicely Oxford touch, an O-lineman named Emanuel Faulkner. Perfect class.)
good morning to all of my beautiful mom-side italians
the year 2006
MLB is creating an international baseball tournament, but not enough countries play baseball to fill out the field
a voice pipes up. "what if we let a bunch of Italian-American guys play as Team Italy?"
he has no idea the power of the force he has unleashed on the world
Will the dry cleaner sell me some hangers on the cheap?
Like, where did all my pants hangers go?
blessed image (and i guess he's now p🤌sada)
LOL
This feels like the perfect anecdote to fill your history book on the world’s craziest dictator.
(Photo of Rubio)
“Wow he blocked me because he can’t take criticism” that’s correct. This is social media. You’re just some asshole. I am under no obligation to listen to you tell me what to do. Have a blessed day
Saturday: first two walk-off home runs in WBC history, first day with 2 walk-offs of any kind
Sunday: first day in WBC history with two home runs to clinch run-rule wins, there had been 2 in WBC history prior (h/t @EliasSports)
Bro, I don't care if it's the Universe Baseball Classic and Earth is playing Saturn; I ain't gonna root for Aaron Judge.
Lots of personality from Skubal there.
🙄
Ah HAHAHAHAHA!
Such a shanda for a climate science denier. Don't let the global warming hit you on the ass on your way out, Congressman.
Gonna have to add this to my Pinion Wall™ here at work.
Haha, that's awesome. I didn't know that, but I knew about another CW show doing this with their theme song.
"Felicity" had a Madonna song in S1, but now it's gone.
Maybe I still got a crush on Keri Russell from the "Felicity" days.
Call out "weather anxious".
I'm watching this phenomenon unfold right now.
I mean, I get it. Like, if it's gonna be some hail or possible tornadoes. As a matter of fact, we got sent home a bit early before one of the freezes.
Not a watch, though.
I would ask my boss if we didn't have a garage and I needed to get my car home and out of some hail. She would also refuse. 😂
You think Robert Smith has a single pair of blue jeans?
How about some jorts?
Does he mow the lawn in some "Dad" New Balance?
That was a jam.
Jann Arden 😍
It's Friday and I'm in jeans.
That means you can see the cracks in my office professional act.
"Is it like this everyday? A tornado watch everyday? I can't take this. I need to move back to PA."
Me, a jerk: "It ain't even spring yet, dawg."
I have a coworker from another state and they're SUPER weather anxious.
The tornado watch that was just issued is causing a meltdown.
I was told I'm being insensitive.
@kennlandry tweeted
Meanwhile in Houston, Rangers reliever Robert Garcia just pitched a clean seventh inning for Team Mexico https://t.co/OMTFNd3ZJZ
