WEEKS??? 🫠🫠🫠
10.03.2026 23:15
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WEEKS??? 🫠🫠🫠
Evidently we were supposed to have already received our mail in ballots in Illinois; I just got an email reminding me to send it back.
Yep, there it is: "matcha lemonade near me" -- only a true equestrian would make that search.
I'll take no questions but I am available for further divination via recent search strings.
Did you search for info on Lyme disease? The algorithm would guess that you have a horse based on that.
So, to recap, our Oscars show:
talks about Wings
reveals info about Jack-O 2
has discourse on the Child's Play series
and has a laugh at Wicked 2's expense.
The Goof crew and @themicroscoop.bsky.social cover the Oscars like only they can! Or maybe like anybody could.
All this, and
TWO
BIG
Announcements.
www.buzzsprout.com/2155545/epis...
What's this?
A new episode on Wednesday?
That's right, our annual Oscar Episode with @whoscoops.bsky.social star Chris!
We are true industry outsiders, and we definitely spend some time talking about the Sitcom Wings.
Join us on Wednesday!
We're announcing the next season on Wednesday's episode, plus another surprise announcement about this Halloween season!
Do the Martians know that they’re pulverizing oodles of asbestos into the air? That can’t be good for them (or the humans, not that the Martians would care)
#Svengoolie
#WaroftheWorlds
ALL Y’ALL ARE TOO CLOSE TO THE BOMB
#Svengoolie
#WaroftheWorlds
Martian HDMI, perhaps?
The Simon Says electronic toy from the 80s—a plastic disc with 4 large buttons in green, red, blue, and yellow
#Svengoolie
#WaroftheWorlds
Exactly 🙏
Ok, by “Rangoon, India,” they meant present-day Yangon, which is located in what is now Myanmar
#Svengoolie
#WaroftheWorlds
If I understand correctly, the nukes won’t work because…magnets?
#Svengoolie
#WaroftheWorlds
The military and the clergy have very different definitions of “advanced.”
#Svengoolie
#WaroftheWorlds
Why assume one would move at dawn?
#Svengoolie
#WaroftheWorlds
Ah, so the ships are everywhere…what an example of “tell, don’t show."
#Svengoolie
#WaroftheWorlds
If the aliens could “smell colors,” I think we would simply call that “sight."
#Svengoolie
#WaroftheWorlds
Jeepers it was an EMP!
#Svengoolie
#WaroftheWorlds!
Signing on for tonight’s #Svengoolie & #WaroftheWorlds!
Thank you for fact checking for the BlueSky crowd!
The end of the movie adaptation of The Mist is so grim and hopeless.
🫥🫥🫥
#TheMist
#Svengoolie
#SvenSquad
Someday I'll be the harbinger in someone else's story.
~~~It's death out there~~~
#TheMist
#Svengoolie
#SvenSquad
As I recall, Stephen King's short story was an example of American paranoia about the government doing frightening, potentially world-ending, experiments (see also: The Stand, Firestarter).
#TheMist
#Svengoolie
#SvenSquad
Same; I remember falling for Blair Witches "found footage" advertising because how could such a terrible movie have been made on purpose? 🫠
Andre Braugher! I'm just now binging Brooklyn 99.
#TheMist
#Svengoolie
#SvenSquad
Nice reference to The Dark Tower right at top. I don't remember catching that back in 2007.
#Svengoolie
#TheMist
#SvenSquad
