Gaz

It has a certain je ne sais quoi about it, doesn't it?

two dogs , one black and one white , are sitting next to each other in the grass . ALT: two dogs , one black and one white , are sitting next to each other in the grass .

Gah, where's the "dislike" button.

Oh, look, people decrying it as "AI slop" even though it was published *ten years ago*.

† Carpenter Brut † TURBO KILLER † Directed by Seth Ickerman † Official Video † YouTube video by Carpenter Brut

Pretty sure I've posted this before, but I *fucking* adore this music video (and the track to go with it). It is *beautiful*.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=er41...

They just *like* it.

There's a great Big Train sketch riffing off Colonel Kurtz's "The Horror" speech from Apocalypse Now that includes something like this 😆

Well, that's getting a bookmark.

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

Skiptonnes, presumably.

One could argue that the invention of the dildo led to hymen progress of sorts, if that counts.

El Presidente!

Yesterday I filmed several baby birds walking across a street directly at my camera and asked Bluesky to suggest music

Several dozen folks did

Some even dubbed music over the original clip.

I haven't been able to get this out of my head.

So I give you

A Bluesky exclusive:

Reservoir Ducks

🐣 🪶

As someone that has a car with a relatively loud exhaust, but that who keeps everything as quiet as I can except when I'm on a track, I can only apologise for the car 'enthusiasts' that aren't as careful.

I do have a small dick though, that bit's also true.

An image made by tinglto posted on B3ta, front paged by the moderators, and reposted on Bluesky by code automatically.

Artist: tinglto https://b3ta.com/board/11426349

"You're wrong, and you're a grotesquely ugly freak. Thanks!"

Absolutely. Not wasting that tongue on my face when it could be put to better use elsewhere.

He is very cute! I didn't realise he was called Beep, I misread your original post, hah! Is he called beep because that's what his chirps sound like?

a man walking on a dirt road with the words i 'm sorry written below him Alt: I'm sorry

How do we know that this new Iranian leader isn't just the old one but wearing a disguise? He could be a Khamenei, Khamenei, Khamenei Chameleon.

Haha, excellent!

I genuinely can't quite tell if this is an actual bird or, like, a felt plushie type version of an actual bird. It looks so soft!

I also wrote a small client/server program (server ran hidden) that let me send notes (and even RTTTL ringtone sequences) across the network and have them play out on the target computer's PC speaker 😆

A friend and I did something similar in secondary school, wrote it in QBASIC, made it put a big (ASCII) FBI logo on the screen etc.

Almost got suspended for it because both our IT teacher and the network technician thought we'd legitimately hacked into the FBI 😆

Well, you've got to congratulate them for a job well done, right?!

The real crime is that some of those messages say "61-016" while others say "610-16".

New chiptune banger just dropped 👾
Megaman × Sonic × Giana Sisters = MEGAWAVE🔥 Did you check it out yet??

Cockfight then, is it?

Superlative.

Scene is a suburban street. A green RANGE ROVER is parked on the kerb. We see two men approach it. We'll call them MAN 1 and MAN 2. MAN 1 [showing Man 2 the Range Rover] So yeah here it is 59,000 on the clock Nice racing green MAN 2: Looks lovely MAN 1: It's got the heated seats, auto headlights [Man 2 looks in the front seat] MAN 2: Really nice [man 2 now opening the back door] MAN 1: Reverse camera, air quality sensor Leather upgrade - MAN 2: What's that? MAN 1: What  MAN 2: There's something on the back seat there  [we now see what he is looking at on the back seat. it is the tiny, shrivelled, calcified form of ANDREW MOUNTBATTEN WINDSOR, claw-like hands laced, his tiny body all grey, his hunted eyes glowing red] MAN 1: I can't see anything. MAN 2: You've got Andrew Mountbatten Windsor MAN 1: That's just light wear MAN 2: It's not light wear mate, it's the former Prince  It's completely ingrained in the leather [he scratches disdainfully at the melted form of the royal wraith] MAN 2: Is this why you didn't show the back seat on the listing? MAN 1: It's a design feature. MAN 2: I've come down from Suffolk mate. [Ends]

Somehow I would have expected this article to be in Rolling Stone magazine.