I have a child. I think about that world every friggin day.
I have a child. I think about that world every friggin day.
Imagining what Trump would do in a Groundhog Day-like scenario. French poetry? Out.
Hope they kept the Turnpike Sbarro open late
Just taught my 9 y/o this move and Iβm very satisfied
Invade Greenland! Now attack Venezuela! Move troops to the Middle East!
WORST. RISK PLAYER. EVER.
Hell, I'll drink the Zima that's been in my fridge since the Obama administration
What athleteβs expression will stay with you the rest of your life?
Strongly approve of both "Arch Madness" and "Starch Madness". Keep it up!
Reminds me of the quote that is often attributed to Adlai Stevenson, βDestiny is a rising sun, I was born, six-gun in my hand. Behind a gun, Iβll make my final stand. Thatβs why they call me Bad Company.β
I had this same thought while out for a walk this morning and got genuinely emotional
Well, that settles that then
Sadly, I have to nominate Robert Edwards
Untouchables is one of the worst movies ever but Iβve been to both Caponeβs gravesite and Nessβs cenotaph so I guess I have the enthusiasms after all.
CUE DIANE WARREN
Most of the small particles have been vaporized π
Recasting Todd Rundgren as Harry Stamper
I demand a Buscemi-Stormare version of the Coogan-Brydon Trip series
I forgot that Peter Stormare plays a cosmonaut and now I have to watch Fargo and probably Lebowski
Some idiot watched the first half of Armageddon last night and is now demanding closure on that anecdote
Insemination > Tears > Sweeteners > Intelligence
Same. Let the living room to switch laundry and had no idea what was going on when I returned.
Steady diet of Bill Russell highlights until he learns better
Yeah. I fucking got it anyways.
Best setup man Jeff Reardon ever had
Whoβs your closer? Paps? Monster? Koji?
Let me tell you something, Rich Garces knows his way around a spice rack.
Jordan Schnitzer only concerned about his personal wealth, film at 11.