Dr. LeShane

Purdue basketball- It’ll comb you over!

He's also wearing more makeup than Paul Bearer

Dear MS Word, maybe instead of offering to use CoPilot to write my brief for me, you could make it so when I copy text with one set of formatting to a different section/document with the same set of formatting, you don’t invent and apply a second set of formatting I then have to fix. Thanx and GFY.

NBA league pass has been kind of a meh investment this year with all the tanking teams and peacock exclusive games. But I got my $$ worth tonight! Thanks Bam.

I have a child. I think about that world every friggin day.

Imagining what Trump would do in a Groundhog Day-like scenario. French poetry? Out.

Hope they kept the Turnpike Sbarro open late

a man wearing glasses is making a funny face and saying `` im crushing your head ! '' ALT: a man wearing glasses is making a funny face and saying `` im crushing your head ! ''

Just taught my 9 y/o this move and I’m very satisfied

Invade Greenland! Now attack Venezuela! Move troops to the Middle East!

WORST. RISK PLAYER. EVER.

Hell, I'll drink the Zima that's been in my fridge since the Obama administration

What athlete’s expression will stay with you the rest of your life?

Strongly approve of both "Arch Madness" and "Starch Madness". Keep it up!

Reminds me of the quote that is often attributed to Adlai Stevenson, “Destiny is a rising sun, I was born, six-gun in my hand. Behind a gun, I’ll make my final stand. That’s why they call me Bad Company.”

I had this same thought while out for a walk this morning and got genuinely emotional

Well, that settles that then

Sadly, I have to nominate Robert Edwards

Untouchables is one of the worst movies ever but I’ve been to both Capone’s gravesite and Ness’s cenotaph so I guess I have the enthusiasms after all.

CUE DIANE WARREN

Most of the small particles have been vaporized 👍

Recasting Todd Rundgren as Harry Stamper

I demand a Buscemi-Stormare version of the Coogan-Brydon Trip series

I forgot that Peter Stormare plays a cosmonaut and now I have to watch Fargo and probably Lebowski

Some idiot watched the first half of Armageddon last night and is now demanding closure on that anecdote

Insemination > Tears > Sweeteners > Intelligence

Same. Let the living room to switch laundry and had no idea what was going on when I returned.

Steady diet of Bill Russell highlights until he learns better

Yeah. I fucking got it anyways.

Best setup man Jeff Reardon ever had