Dave Clark

Scores of attacks against a swathe of territory more than half the size of Wales

Swathe of territory

who the fuck is trustin this dude to do anything but steal a comically large block of cheese from orphaned mice kids?

Did you spill my pint?

It's whore, surely?

What were the odds?

🐧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Penguins pick out pebbles painted by children in hospital

Gentoo penguins at Edinburgh Zoo have been picking out pebbles hand-painted by children at a nearby hospital to present as a gift to a mate. The species is known to gather stones during breeding season to build nests

Since fish stocks got low a lot of mongers are switching to war. Do none of them fancy going for iron or coster?

I have an idea why

Not a bad shout for a road trip gastronomic crime spree

I preferred human in four out of five as well, but was I looking for signs of humanity or was I disapassionately saying which I'd prefer if I met it in the wild?

I have also won in many ways, but I haven't won enough.

Why don't they market the Cologne stopover as a chance to get a Kölsch and not as a delay, since it's apparently inevitable?

This AI summary is incompetent but also inadvertently funny.

Never change, Blue Sky users

Schrödinger’s Ayatollah

Big dilemma for Germans. They love cash, but also fax machines.

"Did you not hear me? Get yourselves over to Tehran and make the country proud"

Love that for him

I snuck in my job, too

William Wallace, betrayed, dies.
Maximus Meridius, family killed, dies

"Ich nichten lichten": die Weltanschauung von Allister Heath.

Telegraph reporters will now be able to pin down German ministers for comment

ALT in image

source www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/5...

But apart from that?

In fun timing, the International Court of Justice has set deadlines today for the United States and Iran to submit filings about frozen assets because, they have been "unable to reach an agreement on the issue of compensation."

Neville Chamberlain and then Winston Churchill had to wait two years and three months for the US to get dragged into their war